So I go into my bathroom last night to fertilize the toilet. As I'm sitting there I look up and to my surprise, notice a huge nasty dildo sitting upright in the shower.
I'm not talking a "back massager" kind of dildo, I'm talking anatomically correct, complete with balls dildo. The kind that stands up straight apparently. It's sitting right there on the shelf in the shower.
Now I live with a bunch of guys, one of whom likes to play practical jokes like this. So I assume that it is Jon, recently back from a trip, who has somehow acquired a dildo and put it in our shower as a joke. Ha ha.
I yell to my room mate, we'll call him Bill, "Bill, why is there a dildo in our shower?!?!"
He yells from the kitchen "I don't know?"
So I finish my paperwork and exit the bathroom, on my way to Jon's room to see if he's still awake, so I can ask him about it.
As I pass Bill I say "Dude, you shouldn't leave your dildo in the shower, that's gross." - just messing with him. At this point I was still under the impression that it was Jon's, and he had put it there as a joke.
As I pass Bill he quickly turns and runs into the bathroom (he thought that I was out of sight, but I wasn't). He grabs the dildo and puts it in his room and closes the door.
As he comes out of the room, there I am - starring at him, jaw agape. "Uhhh... that really was your dildo?"
He nervously says "yea."
Now I've known this kid for years, he's more than an acquaintance, less than a full-fledged friend. I ask him "Is there something about you we should know?"
He says "No, what's my business is my business."
I say okay, and realizing I probably shouldn't pry turn around and go into my room. That is that.
So, I mean, I don't know what to think. I've known this kid for a while, and he's never really mentioned girls before. Does having a dildo make someone gay? Do straight men have dildos? Wtf?
I'm not talking a "back massager" kind of dildo, I'm talking anatomically correct, complete with balls dildo. The kind that stands up straight apparently. It's sitting right there on the shelf in the shower.
Now I live with a bunch of guys, one of whom likes to play practical jokes like this. So I assume that it is Jon, recently back from a trip, who has somehow acquired a dildo and put it in our shower as a joke. Ha ha.
I yell to my room mate, we'll call him Bill, "Bill, why is there a dildo in our shower?!?!"
He yells from the kitchen "I don't know?"
So I finish my paperwork and exit the bathroom, on my way to Jon's room to see if he's still awake, so I can ask him about it.
As I pass Bill I say "Dude, you shouldn't leave your dildo in the shower, that's gross." - just messing with him. At this point I was still under the impression that it was Jon's, and he had put it there as a joke.
As I pass Bill he quickly turns and runs into the bathroom (he thought that I was out of sight, but I wasn't). He grabs the dildo and puts it in his room and closes the door.
As he comes out of the room, there I am - starring at him, jaw agape. "Uhhh... that really was your dildo?"
He nervously says "yea."
Now I've known this kid for years, he's more than an acquaintance, less than a full-fledged friend. I ask him "Is there something about you we should know?"
He says "No, what's my business is my business."
I say okay, and realizing I probably shouldn't pry turn around and go into my room. That is that.
So, I mean, I don't know what to think. I've known this kid for a while, and he's never really mentioned girls before. Does having a dildo make someone gay? Do straight men have dildos? Wtf?
