Things I did while Wickedfire was down...

Went on DP forums, called someone gay, then tried to load WF 90 times and it just kept loading a file, had a nervous break down then actually got some work done, now I am back to non-productivity....finally
 


Stalked WF posters on Twitter and other social media presences.

Mostly female WF posters.

Mainly Turbo.

I deliver to you sir the funniest Simpsons clip ever in honor of your hilarious post:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-TZ8Z5S9rI]YouTube - The Simpsons - Lie Detector[/ame]
 
I researched how to deal with ddos (for the n-th time now).

Found an awesome article about some guys using a shitload of cheap vps accounts across the globe to host a bunch of light-weight front-end servers used as reverse proxy for their main server.

Combined with round robin A records in the DNS zone pointing to those vps's, they managed to deal with a flood of something like 2Gbps for only $160/mo.

All in all, cool story.
 
went stupid with another idea and bought about 80 domains. Cajoled, coerced, pleaded with my wife to set up the hosting and the sites for me.

see what happens when I can't find some boobies here to look at while I drink my coffee.
 
I wanted to be the first one to know when wf was back, so I hired 100 million indians and made them press F5 repeatedly as fast as they could.
 
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I went outside my house, caught up with friends for drinks, had some laughs, got some numbers, went out on a few dates, met up with my family and bonded deeply with them, went on a mini vacation for some deep thinking and to evaluate my beliefs.

Thank god its all over.