THE WORLD WILL END IN 2012. WHAT DO I DO??



The world is ending!111
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The end of the world... and that's your ceiling?

I'm a simple man...with simple needs.

You're right..

Uzzz, make that 3 chicks @ the same time.

3??!!!!... but but that means...id have to hold out 3 times as longer!!....well unless the end of the world happens... then its a win win for everyone!! Suckkkerssss
 
It takes the end of the world for this to happen to you, and you're saying it's a simple need?
Either you're not hanging with the right women, you're amazingly ugly, not doing well in the wallet department, or a combination of the three.

Yes, when the Apocalypse comes, the last thing i'd like to see on this earth is 2 pairs of titties, 1 pair of vertical smilies, and possible a cream pie. Is that so wrong? ... Or perhaps i misread the Title...