I think you guys have the wrong impression of Nick. Here's the story of how I know him...
Both living in SoCal, he hit me up out of the blue and said we should trade ninja SE3 tricks sometime since we live in the same area. Cool, I thought. I'll admit that I was pretty excited because Nick seemed like a "good guy"... but thats when things started to change.
After getting an early morning phone call, I was told I should meet him at a Starbucks in Inglewood for some ill-shit. Having piqued my interest, I quickly got myself ready and headed down there.
When I finally made it through the ridiculous traffic, I made it to the Starbucks where he told me to meet him. The setting looked very peaceful and nothing seemed out of the ordinary. There were truckers stopping in for their morning coffees, and soccer moms rushing in and out with their ice cream lattes.
As I walked in, I noticed Nick in the back corner wearing a trenchcoat typing furiously on an old laptop. I walked over and asked him what he was doing.
"Whats uppppp buddy!?".. I said
Nick pulled a 6-pack of pepsi out of his bag, handed me one, and calmly told me the reason for calling me to meet him.
"Me an' mah boys are at all the Starbucks in the city right noow. We got cracked versionz of Scrapebox from IranJava and BlackhatWorld, so we're scraping Google. In a few minutes, none of the Starbucks in the vicinity are going to have any wi-fi becaus etheir IP's will be burned."
At this point, I knew I was in deep shit.
A few minutes went by, I cant really remember. The next thing I knew all the lights shut off.
And thats when it turned chaotic. The lady next to me, with a look of terror in her eyes, told me that she can't check her Facebook. A man sitting at the table across from me broke out into tears. I can tell by the look on his face that he will not be playing any Farmville today.
"GET THE FUCK ON THE GROUND! ALL YOUR IP ARE BELONG TO ME" Nick screamed as he jumped on a table.
Right at this moment, the most amazing thing happened.
As the lights and power flashed back on, everyones computers forward to a malicious website. I have never seen so many spinning cocks in my whole life.
And when I looked back, Nick was gone.