The Penis Hoarding Thread



Know what I find crazy, those "take a penis leave a penis" cups by cash registers. Why would you ever leave a penis? One time I was 10 penises short so I just took all the penises and paid the cashier. She was happy to take me penis as payment.
 
Know how when you accidentally get a paper cut and you put it in your mouth?

Why does the blood taste like a penis?
 
Ice, I know this is just a cuckold thread, but let me spit some game to you anyway - why not just be a metal collector? For example, since copper is fairly valuable, just go around the city collecting all sorts of discarded electronic objects and cash them in at the local scrap yard. People easily make a few K per month doing this in bigger cities - you can watch youtube videos of some pretty monster big scrap runs.
 
Ice, I know this is just a cuckold thread, but let me spit some game to you anyway - why not just be a metal collector? For example, since copper is fairly valuable, just go around the city collecting all sorts of discarded electronic objects and cash them in at the local scrap yard. People easily make a few K per month doing this in bigger cities - you can watch youtube videos of some pretty monster big scrap runs.

by people, you mean bums?
and by discarded electronic objects, you mean copper off air conditioners?

I feel ya, cuz, I feel ya. When ya need a hit, ya need a hit.
 
I know this thread is about penis but I was reading somewhere on reddit some guy made an extra 2k per month last year from swapping out pre 1960's quarters with current quarters people paid with at his cash register job.
 
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