The official I'm drunk thread

Rage9 said:
Wasted as noted ($10 all can drink, fuck yes $10 all I can actually drink). Fucking bullshit and therefore and such as.
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Finally found this @#$%$% thread!! LOL

Well, Hell's Bells & FUCK'N SHIT!!!

It took me three searches to find this DAMN THREAD!!

So I had to pester the folks in here: http://www.wickedfire.com/shooting-shit/84433-would-you-let-your-girl-peg-you.html#post775151 before getting to where I belong tonight.

Jim Beam and I have not talked for about 3 months and tonight he and I are going to get re-acquainted!! lol

Only 3 drinks down so far in about 3 hours and on a scale of 1 to 10 I'm about a 2.6. (I know, I'm a Light Weight! LOL)

Anyhow, I'll do my best to "restrain" myself and stay in here tonight since I FINALLY found the appropriate thread.

P.S. I'd rather be HIGH right now, but was too busy this week to replenish my supply.

Lulz
 
Ok, it would seem that all my boozin buddies have left me out in the cold.

That's fine.

In my Drunken Stupor I have figured a CHEAP way to get my "Woman" back home to me.

She will be here next Friday when I thought it might be a couple of weeks before she could come home.
 
just got home, bartended from 8 to close, must've done 50 shots at least, room is spinning, no fights tonight - everybody seemed to be out to have a good time, shaken for shots, and getting fucked up.
 
No one bumped this on St. Pattys day even. So you're either a bunch of lying fucks or no-one got drunk on St. Pattys Day.
 
it's 2:30am.
i've been at work since early this morning.

and seeing this thread just reminded me about the beer i left in the office fridge. thank you, all of you. you just saved my night.
 
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