The official I'm drunk thread



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Fuck! I'm a goddamn alcoholic. Going to try quitting drinking from tomorrow...

Quitting is for losers. Although, let me know when you try and I willl try at the same time we can do it..! big up the soberwnerness!! wew=candoit!
 
I have not posted in this thread AT LEAST the last 20 times I've got drunk, because it would only get those "pussy drinkers" (those who think they can drink) reason to have an existence. You want to drink, come mother fuckers. I WILL put you under the table (you probably won't remember it).

Let see you bring it to Northeast Wisconsin bitches!
 
Fuck yes, drinking whiskey with a bit of pepsei at 3:48 AM

I'll drink anywhere, anytime, any place.
 
I have not posted in this thread AT LEAST the last 20 times I've got drunk, because it would only get those "pussy drinkers" (those who think they can drink) reason to have an existence. You want to drink, come mother fuckers. I WILL put you under the table (you probably won't remember it).

Let see you bring it to Northeast Wisconsin bitches!

Fuck Yeah! Northeast WI FTW
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^^ hope you were drunk when you photoshopped that "wagenheimz"! :D

rage, ya know, 2 weeks ago I've thought that I'm seeing you around this thread way too much bro.

tonite is bonanza night here, will cya in 7, 8 hours, right here!

good luck bros.
 
^^ hope you were drunk when you photoshopped that "wagenheimz"! :D

rage, ya know, 2 weeks ago I've thought that I'm seeing you around this thread way too much bro.

tonite is bonanza night here, will cya in 7, 8 hours, right here!

good luck bros.

I will admit I drink way too much, but fuck, that's life in Wisconsin. If your not drinking, your fucking old or something.

Not nearly as retardedly drunk as last night. However I lost my ASS at bar dice tonight. Fucking another reason why I never play bar dice (because dice hate me). I could have went out for a $10 all I can drink and spend $20 with a tip, instead I pissed away around $80. Fucking failboat (even though I know in some places that ain't shit, but here that's a hell of a lot for a night of drinking).

Seeing me around this thread too much? HAHA! I don't even post in this thread even half the time I'm fucked up.

I also retract my offer to put up anyone for a night, lol, that shit was just retarded.
 
Good morning! Sucks to be me at the moment, LOL.

You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!

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hhahaha im smashed as a muthafucka, hard to check on your campaigns while hammered,

anyways im a dullspace right now.

dullspACE
 
Wasted as noted ($10 all can drink, fuck yes $10 all I can actually drink). Fucking bullshit and therefore and such as.
 
oh crap...it is Valentines day? fuck yeah, no girlfriend for a few times already at Valentines. Better lemme get some more beers...is going to be fun playing with my nuts :2drinkspit: