The official I'm drunk thread

I'm pretty hammerd. I'm looking forward to eating some shitty beffet for breakfast tomorrow.

The only thing I do know, I'll regret eating that shit. w00t w090t!
 


I'll throw my hat up in the mix too. Pretty fucking wasted at 5am just getting to my current pad and saw this thread... I'm currently about an hour away from BabyGotBackLink towards the Gulf... @ matatatatt.... but soon will be about 4 hours to the south @ Monterrey... Cheers Faggots
 
I'll throw my hat up in the mix too. Pretty fucking wasted at 5am just getting to my current pad and saw this thread... I'm currently about an hour away from BabyGotBackLink towards the Gulf... @ matatatatt.... but soon will be about 4 hours to the south @ Monterrey... Cheers Faggots

Wow this might be the closest thing to a Mexican IM conference that I'll ever see. One other WF-er an hour away drunk as me. :banana_sml:
 
I'm not drunk today, and haven't been drunk in years. But can anybody else boast they got drunk on sacramental wine during a Passover seder? Been there, done that.

Pass the Manischewitz. "One more for the Lord!"
 
Just downed a few pitchers from some local pub. Would have done it in the comfort of my own home but I live in a garbage state with garbage laws. Fuck not being able to buy beer at a store on Sunday.
 
Fuck me sideways does this mean I'm a binge drinker???? need to travel to the future then travel to the past to tell my drunk self not to post on WF drunk no more. I'm out came home for sluttier clothing pls no neg rep gonna get laid xoxoxo
 
Still up, and still drunk. Enjoying some breakfast. Then sleepytime.
 
if I ever found a pot of gold
I'd buy bottles untold of the nectar of the vines
Cause I'm gonna die with a twinkle in my eye
'cause I sung songs spun stories loved laughed and drank wine

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgkHd6eBfoE]The Cat Empire - The Wine Song - YouTube[/ame]
 
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name the thread, I take a shot.
 
Get a little bit of a drink and I go all Sarah Conner on my desk....



ugh im sure ill regret this tomorrow
 
This thread is on page 2 for "drunk" search. Needs sticky, imo.

DRINKS WITH MA BITCHES. But ma ain't in on it tonight. So, it's just me. I know many are disappoint.
 
Scrolling back through this and seeing BabyGotBacklink's belligerent posts makes me LOL and feel like I missed a good show. As for the guys' random crap... who cares.