The Culture of WickedFire (What Made You, You?)



I shot out with a copy of 2600 in my hands, and by the age of 6 had placed just over $1M in free calls to 900 numbers off AT&T's grid with a radio shack built bluebox. During the BBS days I made a small fortune in ASCII porn and bought an Island and a 3 nippled wife from Chernobyl - luckily I still have that investment (the wife) as things took a long downturn when under the influence of lethal amounts of ether decided to liquidate all 6 of my Mac II SE's and open up my own traveling circus. Turns out a Carny doesn't make nearly as much as "Teh 8 Bit Pr0n Lord" (who knew?) and I soon found myself stuck in a small town outside Oxaca Mexico shooting ping pong balls out of... well... struggling for every peso I earned.

Fast forward a decade and through pure dumb luck, and many years taken off my kidneys, found out that apparently people still use the internet primarily for sexual gratification and will pay anything for it- my midget tranny porn webring just exploded and now I can afford all the pork rinds I can eat.

Oh, I'm Italian.
 
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I shot out with a copy of 2600 in my hands, and by the age of 6 had placed just over $1M in free calls to 900 numbers off AT&T's grid with a radio shack built bluebox. During the BBS days I made a small fortune in ASCII porn and bought an Island and a 3 nippled wife from Chernobyl - luckily I still have that investment (the wife) as things took a long downturn when under the influence of lethal amounts of ether decided to liquidate all 6 of my Mac II SE's and open up my own traveling circus. Turns out a Carny doesn't make nearly as much as "Teh 8 Bit Pr0n Lord" (who knew?) and I soon found myself stuck in a small town outside Oxaca Mexico shooting ping pong balls out of... well... struggling for every peso I earned.

Fast forward a decade and through pure dumb luck, and many years taken off my kidneys, found out that apparently people still use the internet primarily for sexual gratification and will pay anything for it- my midget tranny porn webring just exploded and now I can afford all the pork rinds I can eat.

Oh, I'm Italian.

LMAO +rep
 
I'm Canadian-born, but my family is Danish, so I'm a motherfuckin' viking!

I have lived in Japan for 7 years though. Japan rocks. No fights, lots of hot Asian girls who dress to impress, you can drink alcohol in public, nobody moralizes so you can do your thing without hassle, businesses can put whatever big flashy neon they want on their storefront without the government giving a shit, the food is great, and the train system is so spot-on that you don't need a car. The only problem for foreigners here is that most are English teachers and that job leads nowhere. So here I am in IM.
 
My ancestors were French-Canadian seal bashers. I come from a long line of trappers, smugglers and whores. I'm somehow related to Madonna and Dick Cheney. I'm perfect for this place.
 
She knows ALL!!! LOL

I'm a fucking Fraggle


So............Trash Heap would be the secret behind your campaigns then? Lulz

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Hahaha..

I am German, Family from Berlin.

If anyone apologizes for the atrocities commited in WW2, as in "not all Germans knew about it" then fuck that, my family was SS all the way.

However, I personally am more socialist/left wing than anything... go figure.

::emp::
 
Belgian , from the Flemish part ( the good part ;) ). We got the real french frites over here ( who made up the name anyway ? , it's pure belgian) . parents , grandparents all pure belgian. My gf is dutch though and she has indonesian blood, so that's gonna give some freaks for sure.