The Best Commerical I've ever Seen.

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I feel like if I was a woman and I went to some bachelor's pad and he had that chair I would think he was a total dumbass. Maybe I'm just not cut out to be a woman. Damnit.
Every woman who dates a man with a "boinker lounger" like that would tell their girlfriends about the skanky chair he uses for sex acts. And why doesn't it have end hooks for the ropes and chains? :liebe028:
 
Originally Posted by BlueYonder
Every woman who dates a man with a "boinker lounger" like that would tell their girlfriends about the skanky chair he uses for sex acts.

Honestly, if I hadn't seen the cumercial, I wouldn't have known what it was if I just saw it in someone's house. It looks like a really contemporary chaise lounge or something.
 
Btw for those of you who dont already know - try experimenting with a regular old high backed desk chair.
-Release the latch which frees the chair to lean back
-Position the girl so that she is facing "into the chair" and holding on to the top of the back of the chair.
-Get behind her and tilt her forward (from your perspective)
-Enjoy

While this doesn't allow for the kind of violent jack-hammering that is sometimes required it's pretty fun and great to use when your legs are a bit tired from fucking all morning and you just need to take a little break while gettin' the job done.
 
Why are your LEGS tired from fucking all morning? Then you mentiom jack-hammering violently? Dude, what the fuck do you do in the sack? I can't remember my legs ever hurting after sex.

Must be a younger generation thing, I dunno.
 
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This is my favorite.

Man, if they would only come up with a matching beer table for the side :stonedsmilie:
 
Why are your LEGS tired from fucking all morning? Then you mentiom jack-hammering violently? Dude, what the fuck do you do in the sack? I can't remember my legs ever hurting after sex.

Must be a younger generation thing, I dunno.
yeah we get more ass.
 
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