The 16 Commandments of Poon

Deliguy said:
pixel,
I'd like to point out that if you ever ask a girl what she wants in a guy she'll say all the things she needs, never what she actually wants. So I wouldn't confuse the list above with giving the girl what she needs, just what she wants. Nothing deceptive or chauvinistic about that.
/universal truth
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Guess I'm missing something here. people stopped asking me that question the first time I replied with "nine inches"
 


conv3rsion said:
Now as far as regarding this advice, one thing that is missing is to show wealth, no matter much / little you have.

It has been scientifically proven that women will find a man more attractive if they believe he has money. This comes from evolution, it is not bullshit, I have seen studies specifically addressing this.
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although i know you're right, i still feel like "showing wealth" is kind of a cop out for poor game. i feel like it makes you able to try less, so your game is much weaker. i'm really not a fan of the concept of "showing wealth" to get girls -- i'm probably living in a fantasy world, but if i'm ballin' out of control, i'd rather lure a girl in with game (personality, good looks, whatever) before i come in with the "oh, by the way, i'm rich."

in theory i think it would help attract "higher quality" girls.

I guess, though, if you're just trying to fuck and fuck only, then definitely show the wealth, haha.
 
The Roissy blog is a goldmine of great insights. My favorite blog by far. Even the comments are worth reading, and there are hundreds for every post.
 
You know pixail, every time my relationships started going south, I turned to women I respected for advice... and it never worked. Ever. Advice from men did though.

The more I deviated from Roissy's commandments, the worse my last relationship was. No wonder it ended.
 
pixail said:
Not what I meant. I was simply answering the question of what I would want in a man.
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I am 1000% sure that you're not fully aware ( just like all other women) what truly attracts you. I'm not saying this t be douche that is juts th reality. The douchbag Has tons off quality that are attractive to women. It doesn't make him a good guy or anything. If you look at it, a guy that is awesome with women doesn't have to be normal or cool he could have tons off character flaws. It just the way it works.

Sry about typos I'm on iPad and it just reminded me off why not to get it.
 
onkelmicha said:
I am 1000% sure that you're not fully aware ( just like all other women) what truly attracts you. I'm not saying this t be douche that is juts th reality. The douchbag Has tons off quality that are attractive to women. It doesn't make him a good guy or anything. If you look at it, a guy that is awesome with women doesn't have to be normal or cool he could have tons off character flaws. It just the way it works.

Sry about typos I'm on iPad and it just reminded me off why not to get it.
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I am probably more aware than most women of what attracts me and what I want, they are perfectly capable of being different things. I have to say, someone pulling some of the shit outlined above wouldn't last 5 minutes but hey if it works for you then why not. I just don't understand why anybody bothers with people who are so out of touch with their emotions, wants and needs. I have had exes like this and after some horrendous experiences, I wouldn't give another emotionally immature person the time of day, because its not worth it for me. I feel its a responsibility in a long term relationship to be self aware and able to express those things. If people felt the same, or made it a requirement for a long term relationship I think there would be a lot less messy ones. But thats just my opinion.

And shame on you, for a gay webmaster forum you failed spectacularly to spot the anal sex joke.
 
pixail said:
I am probably more aware than most women of what attracts me and what I want, they are perfectly capable of being different things. I have to say, someone pulling some of the shit outlined above wouldn't last 5 minutes but hey if it works for you then why not. I just don't understand why anybody bothers with people who are so out of touch with their emotions, wants and needs. I have had exes like this and after some horrendous experiences, I wouldn't give another emotionally immature person the time of day, because its not worth it for me. I feel its a responsibility in a long term relationship to be self aware and able to express those things. If people felt the same, or made it a requirement for a long term relationship I think there would be a lot less messy ones. But thats just my opinion.
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Most of those rules are for the type of women you see and pick up at clubs. Since the majority of women will go to them, it works.

As you pointed out, there comes a time when people realize what's been fucking up their relationships. You've obviously had those steps work on you, or you wouldn't have come to that realization.

Regardless, some of those points are helpful with all women. I doubt you'd want a guy calling you all the time to tell you he loves you. While cute for the first day, it would get old fast. Likewise, guys don't want girls texting them every 15 minutes saying the same, so that 2/3 rule is a way of slowly weening them off it. If you told your girlfriend directly, "I love you too, but I won't get any work done if you keep sending me these," she will probably get really offended and you won't have sex for a couple weeks while you have to deal with the damage control.

It isn't a totality guide in how to be with a woman, just an insight to keep in mind. It's all in how you apply it.

pixail said:
And shame on you, for a gay webmaster forum you failed spectacularly to spot the anal sex joke.
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pixail said:
Not what I meant. I was simply answering the question of what I would want in a man.
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I assume you mean this.

Oddly enough, less than 2 percent of this forum are probably gay. The whole "gay" thing came from the dick rolls we send out.
 
Posts like this is the reason why women think we're idiots. Someone with zany ideas that other men are willing to believe is the Rosetta Stone of life...

How to be happy with women: Stop looking at them at just sex objects, stop trying to be anything more than just a little jealous, stay clean, stay funny, learn how to dance, stay in shape, smell good 24/7, learn what they enjoy and learn to enjoy certain things with them...

You wouldn't believe how many times I've watched Grey's Anatomy because my misses loves that show and I can't stand it!
 
The "commandments" isn't about having "game" or some gay pick up technique. The main reason Roissy posted this on his blog is because a lot of men out there are sappy beta males that quiver at the first sign of a beautiful woman. They can't control themselves and they put her on a pedestal. Some guys need some coaching. To sum it up, it's really about demonstrating value. If you can't see that pixail, good luck bro/sis(?).

I'm curious as to why you keep scoffing at the original post. It's not a douchebag game. Men used to act like men. These days you've got little fuckwad hipsters with skinny jeans and scarves around their neck that are completely out of touch with their masculinity. They're afraid to speak out. They get offended and defensive with every comment about <insert popular social issue here>.
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Let me ask you: What kind of man are you attracted to? Because it seems you'd go for a guy with rather effeminate personality so you can wear the pants in the relationship. I could be wrong, but it's just a guess.
 
Definitely a younger mindset for dealing with shallow women. Once you mature physically and mentally some more you will (hopefully) remember what you read 10 years ago and realize how much BS it is.

I dare any of you saying "That's the way it is" to print out the rules and ask 10 ladies off the street how true they are.
 
Rexibit said:
Regardless, some of those points are helpful with all women. I doubt you'd want a guy calling you all the time to tell you he loves you. While cute for the first day, it would get old fast. Likewise, guys don't want girls texting them every 15 minutes saying the same, so that 2/3 rule is a way of slowly weening them off it. If you told your girlfriend directly, "I love you too, but I won't get any work done if you keep sending me these," she will probably get really offended and you won't have sex for a couple weeks while you have to deal with the damage control.

It isn't a totality guide in how to be with a woman, just an insight to keep in mind. It's all in how you apply it.
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preach it brotha
 
Groomez said:
The "commandments" isn't about having "game" or some gay pick up technique. The main reason Roissy posted this on his blog is because a lot of men out there are sappy beta males that quiver at the first sign of a beautiful woman. They can't control themselves and they put her on a pedestal. Some guys need some coaching. To sum it up, it's really about demonstrating value. If you can't see that pixail, good luck bro/sis(?).

I'm curious as to why you keep scoffing at the original post. It's not a douchebag game. Men used to act like men. These days you've got little fuckwad hipsters with skinny jeans and scarves around their neck that are completely out of touch with their masculinity. They're afraid to speak out. They get offended and defensive with every comment about <insert popular social issue here>.
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Let me ask you: What kind of man are you attracted to? Because it seems you'd go for a guy with rather effeminate personality so you can wear the pants in the relationship. I could be wrong, but it's just a guess.
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If it works it's only going to attract someone you don't want for a long term relationship.
 
patrick24601 said:
Definitely a younger mindset for dealing with shallow women. Once you mature physically and mentally some more you will (hopefully) remember what you read 10 years ago and realize how much BS it is.

I dare any of you saying "That's the way it is" to print out the rules and ask 10 ladies off the street how true they are.
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Are you married?
 
Rexibit said:
Oddly enough, less than 2 percent of this forum are probably gay. The whole "gay" thing came from the dick rolls we send out.
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I am aware of this ;)

Soupyone has the right idea, although simplified. I really do think that if you have to pull 'tricks' like this on women, you're trying for the wrong women. A lot of you actually seem to be smart, hardworking guys and quite frankly you deserve something other than a girl who comes running to you because you can manipulate her. Manipulation is damaging in the long run and takes the opposite road to success in a relationship.
 
Using little mental tricks might be fine if your trying to get laid when your a kid, but real women will see through your shit, and if they don't, do really want to share your life with a 'pet'?

The Sixteen Commandments Of A Goat Fucker
by Roissy

I. Never say ‘I Love You’ first

Goats want to feel like they have to overcome obstacles to win a goat fucker’s heart. They crave the challenge of capturing the interest of a goat fucker who has other Goats competing for his attention, and eventually prevailing over his grudging reluctance to award his committed exclusivity. The goat fucker who gives his emotional world away too easily robs Goats of the satisfaction of earning his love. Though you may be in love with your goats, don’t say it before the goat has said it. Show compassionate restraint for your goats need to struggle toward yin fulfillment. Inspire your goats to take the leap for you, and the goat will return the favor a thousandfold.

II. Make your Goats jealous

Flirt with other Goats in front of your goats. Do not dissuade other Goats from flirting with you. Goats will never admit this but jealousy excites them. The thought of you turning on another goat will arouse your goats sexually. No goat wants a goat fucker that no other goat wants. The partner who harnesses the gale storm of jealousy controls the direction of the relationship.

III. You shall make your mission, not your Goat, your priority

Forget all those romantic cliches of the leading goat fucker proclaiming his undying love for the goat who completes him. Despite whatever protestations to the contrary, Goats do not want to be “The One” or the center of a goat fucker’s existence. They in fact want to subordinate themselves to a worthy goat fucker’s life purpose, to help him achieve that purpose with their goat like support, and to follow the path he lays out. You must respect a goat’s integrity and not lie to your goats that the goat is “your everything”. The goat is not your everything, and if the goat is, the goat will soon not be anymore.

IV. Don’t play by your Goats rules

If you allow a goat to make the rules the goat will resent you with a seething contempt even a goat rapist cannot inspire. The strongest goat and the most strident feminist Ewe wants to be led by, and to submit to, a more powerful goat fucker. Polarity is the core of a healthy loving relationship. the goat does not want the prerogative to walk all over you with your goats capricious demands and mercurial moods. Your goats emotions are a hurricane, your goats soul a saboteur. Think of yourself as a bulwark against your goats tempest. When the goat grasps for a pillar to steady herself against the whipping winds or yearns for an authority figure to foil your goats worst instincts, it is you who has to be there… strong, solid, unshakable and immovable.

V. Adhere to the golden ratio

Give your goat 2/3 of everything the goat gives you. For every three calls or texts, give your goats two back. Three declarations of love earn two in return. Three gifts; two nights out. Give your goats two displays of affection and stop until the goat has answered with three more. When the goat speaks, you reply with fewer words. When the goat emotes, you emote less. The idea behind the golden ratio is twofold — it establishes your greater value by making your goats chase you, and it demonstrates that you have the self-restraint to avoid getting swept up in your goats personal dramas. Refraining from reciprocating everything the goat does for you in equal measure instills in your goats the proper attitude of belief in your higher status. In your goats deepest loins it is what the goat truly wants.
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