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posted by lukep:
Hell yes. My wife has thighs like a linebacker. Love 'em. Bear in mind, there's a thin and precarious line between the point where a woman has "thick" thighs, and the point that a woman can go to ComiCon dressed up as Slave Leia but be mistaken for Jabba the Hutt. You gotta feed your woman a lot of steak and tequila and creme brulee cheesecake to get those thighs just right, but you also gotta make sure she gets lots of exercise. But nothing with "Step" or "Stair" in the name, or the quads explode and she looks like a freak of nature who could kick in a bank valut door. Low-impact aerobics, yoga, and medium-intensity walks will do the trick. #protip
Frank
Thanks Frank! Will give it a go.Hell yes. My wife has thighs like a linebacker. Love 'em. Bear in mind, there's a thin and precarious line between the point where a woman has "thick" thighs, and the point that a woman can go to ComiCon dressed up as Slave Leia but be mistaken for Jabba the Hutt. You gotta feed your woman a lot of steak and tequila and creme brulee cheesecake to get those thighs just right, but you also gotta make sure she gets lots of exercise. But nothing with "Step" or "Stair" in the name, or the quads explode and she looks like a freak of nature who could kick in a bank valut door. Low-impact aerobics, yoga, and medium-intensity walks will do the trick. #protip
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