Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"

[GrindTim3]

What are you guys seeing for typical conversion rates with this line?

You mean Fuck Through Rate? imp:

 

[anuj291]

hahahahahahahhaha

 

[babylonian]

me: heyy, i have a question
her: **** you, i told you never to text me again

found this, hahaha, LOL

 

[FTC-Hater]

Guys, you need to put an IM spin on it.

Obey.

Me: Hey
Her: Hey!
Me: Can I sling your berries?
Her: You know i'm a girl right..? I don't have balls or berries...wtf...

 

[DTAlexONE]

Damn... I just read through this whole thread. Unfortunately I cannot contribute because I left my phone in New York. With that said...

MOAR!!

 

[TeeBird]

grandma panties ftw!

Hey, getting a girl with grannie panties on is a major score. Think about it, she left the home that night convinced she would not convert, and may have worn the grannie panties to guarantee she would not convert.

And you converted.

So scoring a girl with Grannie panties who is not your wife is a major accomplishment.

 

[kingofsp]

^Or she's just on her period.

 

[Infinite Keith]

Hey, getting a girl with grannie panties on is a major score. Think about it, she left the home that night convinced she would not convert, and may have worn the grannie panties to guarantee she would not convert.

And you converted.

So scoring a girl with Grannie panties who is not your wife is a major accomplishment.

Hu. That actually make sense.

 

[Makavelimob]

This has got to be one of the funniest threads ive seen. Im too much of a pussy to text anybody I know, but I am batting 0/1 w/ my gf

Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Gf: What?
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that ass? You know bang
Gf: Uhh, maybe after criminal minds
Me: Alright sounds good
(shes asleep within 5 minutes)

Game Over.

 

[amateursurgeon]

This has got to be one of the funniest threads ive seen. Im too much of a pussy to text anybody I know, but I am batting 0/1 w/ my gf

Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Gf: What?
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that ass? You know bang
Gf: Uhh, maybe after criminal minds
Me: Alright sounds good
(shes asleep within 5 minutes)

Game Over.

Dude, why did you stop? Surprise sex when they're asleep is the best. You have written evidence of consent, all systems are go mang!