Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"
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Me: Hey honey
Wife: hi
Me: when you gonna let me tap that?
Wife: tap what!?
Me: you know...
Wife: ...Fuck off and don't forget to take the trash out tonight.
Me: you're fat.
Wife: hi
Me: when you gonna let me tap that?
Wife: tap what!?
Me: you know...
Wife: ...Fuck off and don't forget to take the trash out tonight.
Me: you're fat.
Just sent to a married but cute acquaintance.
Me: Yo! So when are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Eh? Tap that? (she's Japanese)
Me: Yeah, when are we going to have sex?
Her: Really????
Me: Yes.
Her: Sex???
Me: Yes.
(5 minutes no reply)
Her: Wow. Weekend ok?
:music06:
Me: Yo! So when are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Eh? Tap that? (she's Japanese)
Me: Yeah, when are we going to have sex?
Her: Really????
Me: Yes.
Her: Sex???
Me: Yes.
(5 minutes no reply)
Her: Wow. Weekend ok?
:music06:
me: Hey turbolapp. When you gonna let me tap that?
turbolapp: When you're done with all of your gay webmaster buddies. You know, bros before hoes and all that.
Now WHAT? :banana_sml:
No way girls can be this easy, or every fucking time I get a girl that's hard to get, or I'm just ugly and can't find my potentially mating partners well.
False.
You've just got to bust out some good ol' Intention Manifestation.
If you truly believe that every girl you come into contact with wants to jump your bones- one day they will!
Self confidence fail... if you believe this then why shouldn't other people?
#1
Me: So ive been thinking... when you gonna let me tap that?
My Homophobe Roomate: I think you got the rong person
Me: erik?
My Homophobe Roomate: what the fuck is wrong with you
#2
Me: So ive been thinking... when you gonna let me tap that?
Ex: youve avoided me for like 4 months
20 minutes later
Ex: I hate you
Me: So ive been thinking... when you gonna let me tap that?
My Homophobe Roomate: I think you got the rong person
Me: erik?
My Homophobe Roomate: what the fuck is wrong with you
#2
Me: So ive been thinking... when you gonna let me tap that?
Ex: youve avoided me for like 4 months
20 minutes later
Ex: I hate you
in the pickup artist world its called the "apocalypse opener" walk up to a girl and say nothing but: do you want to get out of here and fuck
Responses are in. For your entertainment:
Me: So when u gonna let me tap that?
Girl #1: Uh what lol
Me: So when u gonna let me tap that?
Girl #2: Lol what the??
Me: Dont give me the runaround bitch
Girl #2: hey now. Don't be mean.
(5 min later after I didn't respond)
Girl #2: What are you doing?
Me: So when u gonna let me tap that?
Girl #3: I'm assuming wrong person
Me: Oh so it's like that
Girl #3: no. just an assumption
Girl #3: or I'm guessing this isn't you??
Me: So when u gonna let me tap that?
Girl #4 (mexican chick): Haha! Loco! I think you meant to text someone else.
Me: So when u gonna let me tap that?
Girl #5: I'll be back on the 5th.
Me: So when u gonna let me tap that?
Girl #6: What?!
Me: Shitt you heard me
Girl #6: Lol. Were you talking to (Girl #3)?
Me: So when u gonna let me tap that?
Girl #1: Uh what lol
Me: So when u gonna let me tap that?
Girl #2: Lol what the??
Me: Dont give me the runaround bitch
Girl #2: hey now. Don't be mean.
(5 min later after I didn't respond)
Girl #2: What are you doing?
Me: So when u gonna let me tap that?
Girl #3: I'm assuming wrong person
Me: Oh so it's like that
Girl #3: no. just an assumption
Girl #3: or I'm guessing this isn't you??
Me: So when u gonna let me tap that?
Girl #4 (mexican chick): Haha! Loco! I think you meant to text someone else.
Me: So when u gonna let me tap that?
Girl #5: I'll be back on the 5th.
Me: So when u gonna let me tap that?
Girl #6: What?!
Me: Shitt you heard me
Girl #6: Lol. Were you talking to (Girl #3)?
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