Super Soaker (water guns)

BeerNuts

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Does anyone remember these things?
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Guy from NASA invented the thing and it was the BEST squirt gun I have ever seen. Flashback from the 90's to today and they are not fucking sold anymore. I just saw an add on tv for a new super soaker now sold with this tiny little water clip, and shot in two spiral streams. What is the point if you run out of water every 2mins, and have to fill some tiny clip. I want to see some old school 2 liter bottles on the top of my gun!

I don't have any kids yet but I feel sorry for them and the shit level of water guns I see at target.
 


Yeah I saw that guy on how I made my millions it was pretty cool

The best ones had you carrying around backpacks full of water for ammo
 
I had a bunch of those exact ones.

All the rich kids came strapped with these:
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Just bought a couple of the Xploderz for my kids and they look cool but are a fucking joke, there aint nothing like back in the day w/ the Super Soakers



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Oozinator

The messiest super soaker yet:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc]YouTube - Oozinator - Questionable Super Soaker[/ame]
 
I was trying to buy some Super Soakers last year to find that the new ones are a complete joke.

The last time I bought a Super Soaker was back in 2000 and it had a 3.1 litre water tank and it was fucking insane.

A friend of mine used to have a bunch of the Super Soaker 50s from the 90's as well.

The old Super Soakers are way better then the shit they are selling at the moment.
 
I remember chilling the water then putting ice in it so they knew it was me that hit them and so it stung. ROFL, good times. Too bad kids dont play outside anymore
 
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhmscZZpP68"][/ame][ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhmscZZpP68"]YouTube - Awesome Super Soaker Flamethrower II[/ame]

skip to 1:08

really easy to make flamethrowers with these things, theres a ton of videos on youtube
 
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In my day, some scuba air tubes and a pen cap was all you needed to dominate anyone!

Ha! I remember those...whatever they were.

We had to go down to a medical supply store or something to buy them and then fill it up in the backyard faucet. Damn, I'd give anything to go back to those days...
 
I remember chilling the water then putting ice in it so they knew it was me that hit them and so it stung. ROFL, good times. Too bad kids dont play outside anymore

What you mean outside with all the rapists and murderers too scary!
 
whenever there was a bee's nest on my block, we'd get a small army together with supersoakers and fuck shit up.