Subreddit dedicated to hating on companies

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http://www.reddit.com/r/HailCorporate/

Dear god, read some of the comments. It is baffling that some people dedicate time every day to posting on Reddit about companies posting on Reddit.

Although, I'm posting on a forum about another forum that is posting about another even larger forum, so I guess I'm not much better.
 


Reddit doesn't qualify as a forum. A forum is a place where people can gather and express or exchange ideas.

Reddit is just a circlejerk. A bunch of guys standing around jerking off over the same stuff.
 
http://www.reddit.com/r/HailCorporate/

Dear god, read some of the comments. It is baffling that some people dedicate time every day to posting on Reddit about companies posting on Reddit.


What, specifically?

A lot of companies are shitty, just like a lot of people are shitty.

Sometimes, a shitty company can make shitty people even more shitty. On top of that, they can have a shitty government making shitty demands regarding shitty businesses filled with shitty people.

Fuck. I mean Shit!



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Gay webmasters just fuck each other, it's different here.

The difference isn't that great, but significant:

Reddit and most forums = going on a date

WF, 4chan, etc = going on a date in jail; it can be a nice mutual jerking, but you can always get raped for dropping the soap.
 
I don't see what the big deal is. Just a bunch of people who are sick and tired of being bombarded with low key advertisements. Some of them seem like obsessive zealots, but I get their cause.

This points to a growing trend: The general public becoming more and more vocal about their hatred of advertising.

The kicker? The more people rebel against advertising, the more subtle marketers are forced to become. In the future, advertising will be SO targeted and subtle that most people won't mind it at all. Our data will be fully exposed, mined algorithmically, and we'll become nothing but walking, talking data points (everywhere we go). Imagine if 2/3 of the ads you were exposed to on a daily basis actually offered something so valuable you wouldn't have a choice but to take action?

Image if your smart devices could detect abnormal fluctuations in your cadence, breathing, facial expressions, etc.. and concluded you were stressed. REALLY stressed. All of a sudden, an ad pops onto your nearest device that reads, "4 Simple Tricks to Relieve Stress in 90 seconds or less."

You got to the landing page, consume the content, try it out, and BOOM. Stress alleviated.

"For more simple tricks, hold your thumb here to enter your CIN [Citizen Identification Number]."

OH SNAP! Now they have a whole new level of access to your life. Imagine when they go for the sale? It'll be like loaning a friend a couple bucks.

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"Image if your smart devices could detect abnormal fluctuations in your cadence, breathing, facial expressions, etc.. and concluded you were stressed. REALLY stressed. All of a sudden, an ad pops onto your nearest device that reads, "4 Simple Tricks to Relieve Stress in 90 seconds or less." "

heh. i mean, c'mon. really? you'd want that? it's laughable. you'd boycott any company that tried it.
 
Actually, something like that is the first thing I thought of when watching THIS video:

MIT-developed video software can see your pulse | The Verge

This is a normal camera, by the way.

Besides all the benign uses, I thought of using it for car salesmen (for example)

Have a small radio transmitter in your ear that beeps when your client gets excited? Priceless information.

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quote:

"Image if your smart devices could detect abnormal fluctuations in your cadence, breathing, facial expressions, etc.. and concluded you were stressed. REALLY stressed. All of a sudden, an ad pops onto your nearest device that reads, "4 Simple Tricks to Relieve Stress in 90 seconds or less." "

heh. i mean, c'mon. really? you'd want that? it's laughable. you'd boycott any company that tried it.

When did I ever say I want that? I don't. But it's inevitable.

That's like taking a time machine back to 1955 and asking someone if they'd want their most personal information going into a database controlled exclusively by the government. Of course not! But guess what? It still happened. And it's going to continue to happen.

The world doesn't care about the ideology you subscribe to. We live in an oligarchy for fuck's sake.

Give it a few generations, and social engineering will allow for an omnipresent advertising network to happen. Will there be protests? Of course! Will the protesters be marginalized and pigeonholed as radical dissenters? Of course!
 
The thing is, there are dozens and dozens of companies using reddit to advertise for free and sneaking into the first page. Whether it be them using self made accounts and having employees upvoting their own content, having their marketing team craft some sneaky images up, or using a company to get them 'naturally' on the first page.

/r/HailCorporte isnt about "hating companies", its more about exposing the frauds and obviously shill ad company accounts.
 
The thing is, there are dozens and dozens of companies using reddit to advertise for free and sneaking into the first page. Whether it be them using self made accounts and having employees upvoting their own content, having their marketing team craft some sneaky images up, or using a company to get them 'naturally' on the first page.

/r/HailCorporte isnt about "hating companies", its more about exposing the frauds and obviously shill ad company accounts.

Yeah mean the CEO sams of our industry?

Dem real trill marketers
 
The thing is, there are dozens and dozens of companies using reddit to advertise for free and sneaking into the first page. Whether it be them using self made accounts and having employees upvoting their own content, having their marketing team craft some sneaky images up, or using a company to get them 'naturally' on the first page.

/r/HailCorporte isnt about "hating companies", its more about exposing the frauds and obviously shill ad company accounts.

I think the big point here is "who gives a shit?"

"Boohoo I saw a picture on the internet today and there was a Taco Bell logo on it. Now I'm going to spend hours of my day complaining about it on reddit - right after I finish eating my Crunchwrap Supreme™ of course which I was inexplicably compelled to purchase by that image I saw."

Feel free to take a shit on shills for scams and MLM programs and shit like that, but I don't see the need of giving even one shit about "legitimate" companies using sneaky tactics to increase brand awareness.
 
"Boohoo I saw a picture on the internet today and there was a Taco Bell logo on it. Now I'm going to spend hours of my day complaining about it on reddit - right after I finish eating my Crunchwrap Supreme™ of course which I was inexplicably compelled to purchase by that image I saw."
"Boohoo, there are some people complaining about corporate shills on Reddit..."