Do your serp positions suck?
Furry or feathered creature bitten you in the arse?
Worried you might have to go all faggy fishkin whitehat?
Then Ive got something for you.
Introducing the SPAM SANDWICH
Spam works, it works very well, you just need to do it right.
->I do it right, heres how:
I will take a bunch of urls from your site (i suggest your provide 5-10), using both www and non www versions, and run them through a bunch of different 301 redirect services to get even more destination urls.
Then i will scrape a big list of keywords related to your site, add a whole bunch of human names (unique for each order), and add a ton of generic 'website' 'here' click here' visit' 'homepage' phrases, and mis-spellings as well, because, you know, real life people are known to use link shorteners, and spell badly.
These will be your anchors, along with bare urls.
Both Urls and anchor text can be weighted towards favored ones as well*
Right, thats anchor diversity sorted ( i know you where worried about that), now i will drop these links just about anywhere a link can be dropped.
.
This is not your average Scrapebox or Xrummer blast - im hitting many different platforms as well, including incontext links (blogs, wikis etc), comments, trackbacks, profiles and other random things that arent easy to categorize, across thousands of unique IPs. Now thats some diversity for you.
A lot of these targets allow varying degrees of content to be placed around or near the actual link, so i will scrape and spin niche relevant content for all the platforms that allow it.
(You bought comments before that read "thanks you for the amazing contents i find authors writing most interesting" and drops a link to your puppy training website? Really?
Why? The Target has to be Auto Approved for that to get through, so you might as well post something relevant to the linkdrop.)
To summarize:
Thousands of links, from thousands of IPs, across multiple platforms, using hundreds of anchors, to multiple urls.
ORDER HERE.
Packages:
1. Spam Sandwich - 80,000+ mixed links $57
2. Foot long Spam Sub - 170,000+ mixed links $97
3. Spam Salad - 50,000+ links (comments & trackbacks only) $37
BUY NOW
FAQs
1. Why do you suggest 5-10urls?
Because this figure worked well in testing with the aim of gaining serp positions and minimizing the chance of getting canned.
If you think your sites a beast and can handle pointing it at one url, be my guest. If you have a penguin hanging off your knackers and just want huge diversity, add more, its up to you.
2.So is this Scrapebox/Xrummer then?
No, although SB style links account for a lot of the targets, many more require captcha breaking, account creation and a bunch of other steps which SB cant do, and ive never used xrummer. The software is part in house, part something that im not going to discuss, even if you PM me.
3. So is this safe for my money site?
This has been thoroughly tested, and it works well, however i recommend your site is half decent with a bit of age and an established backlink portfolio.
If you are worried, theres a ton of things you can do, heres a few suggestions:
Buy a cheap domain and 301 it (using a like for like redirect so we can still target inner pages)
As above, but buy a PR domain for an added boost
As above, but 301 to somewhere else and see the results, then change the 301 whenever you please.
Build out a bunch of related web2.0s instead.
Build one multipage web2.0 and go for a rank, bank and tank.
Really just use your brain here, if you cant work out how this service can be useful, dont use it.
4. "But Matt Cutts says......The recent [animal] update.....Google wants quality...."
Look, heres the thing, Google uses links to rank sites. It has all sorts of algorithms, but at the end of the day, they use links. Thats how it works.
Sure, they can try and determine shitty links, but unfortunately for them, most of the web is shitty. Heard a lot about social signals? Yeah well, the user generated web is the shittiest bit, so good luck detecting whats real and whats not from that mess. Sure if all your links are from the same platform, use the same anchor, you have a problem. That doesnt happen here. Also, if most of your links where on a network Google are activly targeting, bad news. None of that here either.
To repeat, just use your brain here, if you cant work out how this service can be useful, dont use it.
5. Whats this weighted business all about?
If you want more links to one url than another, i can do that. Want to use some anchors a bit more than others, thats fine.
In fact, i already do this for a standard order, calculated myself, but if you have special requirements, post or PM me 1st
6. Whats your turn around time?
Up to a week. Probably a lot quicker, but a few big orders can back up quickly, so thats the deal. If it looks like im going go over that target, i will update the orderform to say so before you order.
7.Do i get a report?
Yes, kind of. You will be emailed a big ass text file of links. They wont be broken down by platform, have pr or OBL listed, be in a nice xls file with a graph, or anything else.
Some of the links will probably be wrong (eg link in report is.domain.com/cat-trousers/readers.php?action=feedback, but your link is posted on domain.com/cat-trousers).
Why? Because thats all im offering, take it or leave it.
8. Can i haz review pleez?
Sure, cheapskate, here you go:
One free Spam Sandwich
one free Spam Salad
2 X Spam Sandwich packages available @ $30 each
2 X Footlong Spam Sub packages available @ $60 each
2 X Spam Salad packages available @ $20 each
TL;DR version:
Spam is good if done correctly.
I do it correctly.
You need this service.
Buy Now
Furry or feathered creature bitten you in the arse?
Worried you might have to go all faggy fishkin whitehat?
Then Ive got something for you.
Introducing the SPAM SANDWICH
Spam works, it works very well, you just need to do it right.
->I do it right, heres how:
I will take a bunch of urls from your site (i suggest your provide 5-10), using both www and non www versions, and run them through a bunch of different 301 redirect services to get even more destination urls.
Then i will scrape a big list of keywords related to your site, add a whole bunch of human names (unique for each order), and add a ton of generic 'website' 'here' click here' visit' 'homepage' phrases, and mis-spellings as well, because, you know, real life people are known to use link shorteners, and spell badly.
These will be your anchors, along with bare urls.
Both Urls and anchor text can be weighted towards favored ones as well*
Right, thats anchor diversity sorted ( i know you where worried about that), now i will drop these links just about anywhere a link can be dropped.
.
This is not your average Scrapebox or Xrummer blast - im hitting many different platforms as well, including incontext links (blogs, wikis etc), comments, trackbacks, profiles and other random things that arent easy to categorize, across thousands of unique IPs. Now thats some diversity for you.
A lot of these targets allow varying degrees of content to be placed around or near the actual link, so i will scrape and spin niche relevant content for all the platforms that allow it.
(You bought comments before that read "thanks you for the amazing contents i find authors writing most interesting" and drops a link to your puppy training website? Really?
Why? The Target has to be Auto Approved for that to get through, so you might as well post something relevant to the linkdrop.)
To summarize:
Thousands of links, from thousands of IPs, across multiple platforms, using hundreds of anchors, to multiple urls.
ORDER HERE.
Packages:
1. Spam Sandwich - 80,000+ mixed links $57
2. Foot long Spam Sub - 170,000+ mixed links $97
3. Spam Salad - 50,000+ links (comments & trackbacks only) $37
BUY NOW
FAQs
1. Why do you suggest 5-10urls?
Because this figure worked well in testing with the aim of gaining serp positions and minimizing the chance of getting canned.
If you think your sites a beast and can handle pointing it at one url, be my guest. If you have a penguin hanging off your knackers and just want huge diversity, add more, its up to you.
2.So is this Scrapebox/Xrummer then?
No, although SB style links account for a lot of the targets, many more require captcha breaking, account creation and a bunch of other steps which SB cant do, and ive never used xrummer. The software is part in house, part something that im not going to discuss, even if you PM me.
3. So is this safe for my money site?
This has been thoroughly tested, and it works well, however i recommend your site is half decent with a bit of age and an established backlink portfolio.
If you are worried, theres a ton of things you can do, heres a few suggestions:
Buy a cheap domain and 301 it (using a like for like redirect so we can still target inner pages)
As above, but buy a PR domain for an added boost
As above, but 301 to somewhere else and see the results, then change the 301 whenever you please.
Build out a bunch of related web2.0s instead.
Build one multipage web2.0 and go for a rank, bank and tank.
Really just use your brain here, if you cant work out how this service can be useful, dont use it.
4. "But Matt Cutts says......The recent [animal] update.....Google wants quality...."
Look, heres the thing, Google uses links to rank sites. It has all sorts of algorithms, but at the end of the day, they use links. Thats how it works.
Sure, they can try and determine shitty links, but unfortunately for them, most of the web is shitty. Heard a lot about social signals? Yeah well, the user generated web is the shittiest bit, so good luck detecting whats real and whats not from that mess. Sure if all your links are from the same platform, use the same anchor, you have a problem. That doesnt happen here. Also, if most of your links where on a network Google are activly targeting, bad news. None of that here either.
To repeat, just use your brain here, if you cant work out how this service can be useful, dont use it.
5. Whats this weighted business all about?
If you want more links to one url than another, i can do that. Want to use some anchors a bit more than others, thats fine.
In fact, i already do this for a standard order, calculated myself, but if you have special requirements, post or PM me 1st
6. Whats your turn around time?
Up to a week. Probably a lot quicker, but a few big orders can back up quickly, so thats the deal. If it looks like im going go over that target, i will update the orderform to say so before you order.
7.Do i get a report?
Yes, kind of. You will be emailed a big ass text file of links. They wont be broken down by platform, have pr or OBL listed, be in a nice xls file with a graph, or anything else.
Some of the links will probably be wrong (eg link in report is.domain.com/cat-trousers/readers.php?action=feedback, but your link is posted on domain.com/cat-trousers).
Why? Because thats all im offering, take it or leave it.
8. Can i haz review pleez?
Sure, cheapskate, here you go:
One free Spam Sandwich
one free Spam Salad
2 X Spam Sandwich packages available @ $30 each
2 X Footlong Spam Sub packages available @ $60 each
2 X Spam Salad packages available @ $20 each
TL;DR version:
Spam is good if done correctly.
I do it correctly.
You need this service.
Buy Now
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