Sooooo I'm officially (1) Ghetto or (2) I've lost my mind?

[MSTeacher]

I'm 37 and just recently learned that hens will lay eggs whether a rooster is around or not.

I just recently learned that hens are born with a set number of eggs preloaded.

 

[jryan21]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzsnWbXhzwI]Rabbit takes Chicken - YouTube[/ame]

 

[SgtSlaughter]

Hens are little fuckin bitches sometimes

 

[BenPOF]

11 Year Old Has Sex With Chicken - YouTube

Summary: boy has sex with chickens, mom is afraid he'll get an STD. So she decides that getting him a prostitute is a better solution??

 

[Dresden14]

Update posted to my facebook (day 1), 10 minutes ago:

"ok these g dam chickens are not gonna roam free in my back yard. idk who the fuck they think they are eating my plants, rootin up my grass, kickin my nice bark/rock area all around and shittin all over everything. Quarantine time come saturday bitches."

....seriously? Buncha dicks...

 

[mattseh]

Update posted to my facebook (day 1), 10 minutes ago:

"ok these g dam chickens are not gonna roam free in my back yard. idk who the fuck they think they are eating my plants, rootin up my grass, kickin my nice bark/rock area all around and shittin all over everything. Quarantine time come saturday bitches."

....seriously? Buncha dicks...

You continually amaze me.

 

[stack paper]

lol palm springs lol

 

[Midas Touch]

Update posted to my facebook (day 1), 10 minutes ago:

"ok these g dam chickens are not gonna roam free in my back yard. idk who the fuck they think they are eating my plants, rootin up my grass, kickin my nice bark/rock area all around and shittin all over everything. Quarantine time come saturday bitches."

....seriously? Buncha dicks...

Uh........you better either Clip their Wings....or make sure the ENTIRE area including the TOP and FLOOR (Wire under the ground WOVEN into the sides.) is Chicken Wired.


lulz

 

[lukep]

I predict these chickens will OWN Dresden by next week.

They aren't as stupid as ppl think they are...

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-12N3kVh3Q]Tic Tac Toe: Brodie Vs. Chicken - YouTube[/ame]

 

[davidle]

I'm 37 and just recently learned that hens will lay eggs whether a rooster is around or not. Always assumed eggs were the result of chicken sex --> city boy spotted.

what? what is the egg from then?

 

[yast]

...Chicken love?

Got a winner here.

 

[b_sun]

You got a hen and it laid an egg??? HOLY SHIT STOP THE PRESSES! What the fuck did you expect it to do? Moron.

And in typical scumbag style you didn't give them a coop? They will be dead in days.

On a related note, I caught this chicken murderer this morning.

 

[b_sun]

what? what is the egg from then?

Its from the chicken? Let's see if this explanation helps. Female chickens regularly put out eggs, just like female humans. Whether they are fertilized or not. Chicken unfertilized egg = breakfast. Human unfertilized egg = toilet fodder.

 

[b_sun]

brown ones lay brown eggs white ones lay white eggs (y u no get white chicken?)

False.

 

[b_sun]

Here's the coop I built out of mostly reused parts.

 

[mx=headroom]

You got a hen and it laid an egg??? HOLY SHIT STOP THE PRESSES! What the fuck did you expect it to do? Moron.

And in typical scumbag style you didn't give them a coop? They will be dead in days.

On a related note, I caught this chicken murderer this morning.

I know what's for dinner.

 

[Mr Jacksonian]

How far away from the Betty Ford Center do you live?

 

[Dwight Schrute]

What did you do with him?

 

[b_sun]

The penalty for being a disease-ridden, chicken-murdering bastard is death.

 

[ShadowCaster]

Meanwhile at Dresdens farm...

(Don't look at the penis)