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shrek4

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How in the world a brand new ebay "reviewer" posts a review for a competing brand with all major keywords involved, and 3 days later, the ebay review ranks #1 for all those major keywords (65% difficulty) with the competitor's website in the review too. No fluctuation in ranking for those keywords for over 4 years until yesterday.

Am I retarded, did the ass go black, or is it some kind of google thing?

Staccs, Greenleaves, Guerilla?
 


shrek4 said:
How in the world a brand new ebay "reviewer" posts a review for a competing brand with all major keywords involved, and 3 days later, the ebay review ranks #1 for all those major keywords (65% difficulty) with the competitor's website in the review too. No fluctuation in ranking for those keywords for over 4 years until yesterday.

Am I retarded, did the ass go black, or is it some kind of google thing?

Staccs, Greenleaves, Guerilla?
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Link us.

Too many variables to say anything else without the link and kw.
 
shrek4 said:
How in the world a brand new ebay "reviewer" posts a review for a competing brand with all major keywords involved, and 3 days later, the ebay review ranks #1 for all those major keywords (65% difficulty) with the competitor's website in the review too. No fluctuation in ranking for those keywords for over 4 years until yesterday.

Am I retarded, did the ass go black, or is it some kind of google thing?

Staccs, Greenleaves, Guerilla?
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but you still haven't shown us your tits have you?
 
shrek4 said:
sweetheart, you'll get a sneak peak when you provide at least one valuable response.
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I think you miss the point. We don't actually want to see your tits - this is the internet, we can see all the tits we want, whenever we want. The point is that your only value to this forum is in any tits you may or may not provide. Nothing else you have to contribute is of any value, and we're simply reminding you that your only purpose on the Internet is to show your tits, or get the fuck out.
 
I dunno, UG. I just don't know.

It is true, there is no shortage of breasts on the internet for us to view. I think the real reason there is always commotion demanding the showage of breasts whenever a user identifies herself as a female is because we crave proof that she is not in fact a man, because we would feel like big homos if we found out that we were addressing a man as if he were a woman.

Here lies the paradox, for this is the official gay webmaster forum.
 
I jut like the stimulus response effect ... Actually getting stimulated enough to show your tits on a forum is a huge turn on lol wut
 
Actually, it doesn't have to be tits.

It can be your naked booty with a wickedfire written across the left cheek. There... would that work for you?

And don't try to google something like that, as the existent pic is mine and I will know you were cheating!
 
I have been an advocate of tits and a spoon since the first thread.

Time to put out or get out.
 
OP, stop posting in STS, as this thread is the sort of response you will get to serious queries.

Try Traffic & Content. You'll get equally stupid responses without the trolling.

Btw, eBay has more authority and trust than you do.

IMO, focus less on your rankings and more on developing traffic from social networks (think Pinterest), because I don't think you have enough experience to compete with aggressive SEO. It's not exactly something you can learn inside and out in a weekend.

hth
 
Look up parasite seo and you'll understand. Also, try it. Then create a thread on what you tried and get the conversation going.

Ignore retards who tell you everyone else (but them) are retards. Those are just people with ego problems.

There are many smart people on this forum, but you will get better responses if you work on figuring it out first, then ask for help afterwards. If you just spot something, and without researching it first, you ask, most of us will likely just jerk you around or refer you to googlehammer.com

Last, this is a newbie question, so post in newbie forum. When you try something and have been trying it for a while, you can post in Traffic section.
 
Back when I was an Ebayer, I would try and get as much traffic to the more expensive items. (almost all memorabilia) I would price everything at $99,999 and have a sub note below saying "Not real price, please make an offer!)

A lot of viewers on ebay are dream lurkers, so it brought in tons of traffic. As a result, at least I believe, whenever you typed in Google "XXX autographed guitar", my listing would pop up at the top with a picture icon and information about the listing.

This also brought a lot of people to my website since I had an ebay store page that included a prominent link pointed to my site.

Just and FYI
 
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After careful deliberation and consulting several trusted friends I have to agree that tits should be shown or gtfo.
 
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