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Midas Touch said:
Not the same as your spider, but this one has PINCERS on it and it's not a scorpion. It would seem there are what they call Pseudoscropions that look like spiders but aren't.
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Looking at that Google Images creeped me out. Mine was more like that spider posted in the 2nd post but had big ole Popeye arms up front. Not sure if there were pincers or not, to be honest. Didn't get a good look before it fell to my warhammer.
 
I've seen 4-5 scorpions in our house since we bought it. Got stung in the foot once. Was going out to the garage to get something out of the fridge and didn't have shoes on and got stung. scared the living shit out of me. Had my wife call the ER to see how long I had to live lol. Turns out that the scorpions here in SoCal aren't poisonous, just hurts like hell and causes some swelling.

Couple of years ago, Christmas morning we got woken up at 6am by the screaming of our 2 daughters. apparently, they woke up early, went down to see what was under the Christmas tree. In addition to presents, they saw a scorpion under there too. Talk about scarring a kid for life.

Now I've got an exterminator coming quarterly to spray for that shit.

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medicalhumor said:
I've seen 4-5 scorpions in our house since we bought it. Got stung in the foot once. Was going out to the garage to get something out of the fridge and didn't have shoes on and got stung. scared the living shit out of me. Had my wife call the ER to see how long I had to live lol. Turns out that the scorpions here in SoCal aren't poisonous, just hurts like hell and causes some swelling.

Couple of years ago, Christmas morning we got woken up at 6am by the screaming of our 2 daughters. apparently, they woke up early, went down to see what was under the Christmas tree. In addition to presents, they saw a scorpion under there too. Talk about scarring a kid for life.

Now I've got an exterminator coming quarterly to spray for that shit.

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I've seen a few of those here in Vegas, I swear I thought they were slightly poisonous. Not enough to kill you, but enough to make you sick. We also have a ton of Black Widows and I see them fucking everywhere. They tend to mind their own damn business outside, but it's still pretty scary.
 
One night I woke up to find a strange lobster/spider hybrid crawling in my bedroom. It looked exactly like the one on your monitor, except it was about 3 times larger with reddish color. It was fast, and difficult to kill.

I've never seen anything like that since.
 
avatar33 said:
While we're on the subject of spiders....

When I was living in China, I woke up one morning to find this bitch crawling on my living room wall. (just so you have the right perspective: there was approximately 1 foot between that plant and the wall, so the spider was actually much bigger than it looks on the picture. I'd say probably the size of the pot) ... It was tough as hell too, I had to hit it like 15 times with the broom to kill it.

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I'm one of those pussies that avoids killing bugs at all costs - spiderbros, antbros, they're all bros to me.

But fuck that shit. KILL IT WITH FIRE
 
for all you pussies that are scared of crawlies, I recommend one thing and one thing only: marry an Asian girl. I have yet to see any Asian girl (I'm not talking Asian-American, I'm talking born and raised in Asia) that is scared of any type of bug.

Funny cause when I showed the above picture to my GF (white) she got scared shitless just by looking the picture. When I showed it to this group of Chinese girls we met at a party, they started laughing. One of them said: cuuute, I would have picked it up and played with it! I was like W-T-F!
 
In a desperate act of retribution, the spirit of the lobster/spider hybrid has summon his cousin, the crab hybrid, only to hear the wails of agony as he fell beneath my lady's sandal.

RIP

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