so im bad.. i banged this married chick last night

[jeffrey]

Pull a Jeffrey:

Step 1. Creampie a skank.
Step 2. When she goes to the bathroom to clean up, sneak out of her room.
Step 3. The next morning, take her to CVS where the Pharmacist knows you by name and say, "SHE needs Plan B."
Step 4. Repeat.

My favorite part is saying it loud enough so everybody who is in CVS kinda looks up. The look of shame on their faces after they realize everybody is judging them is priceless.

 

[MadMaxNine]

Fucking Pigs Part 2 amirite?

 

[Tall_Building]

[4:12:25 PM] Desiree: Did you use protection?? I'm getting paranoid.

Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me I'm goin' in

bada bing bada boom.......:music06:

srsly, if she couldn't feel it, chances are, you have a teeny weeny, go see a doctor bro

 

[Ben89]

Dude, weren't YOU married?

 

[mx=headroom]

Father of the year candidate, and we aren't even half way through February.

 

[blureach]

I logged in just so I could like this post

 

[Osmosis]

Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
Über alles in der Welt!! YES!!

 

[zxlk21e]

His face looks like he might have forgotten he was going to spank that shit.

 

[Joshi]

Protection for what, STDs or pregnancy?

 

[louiexism]

Hitler was gay so why did he do that?

 

[AllBizNiz]

Did you pick her up from POF?

 

[amateursurgeon]

Protection for what, STDs or pregnancy?

She's worried that whatever makes him behave the way he does may be catching.

 

[SkyFire]

So, the moral of the story is you banged a hooked so fucked up she couldn't tell whether you wrapped it or not?


Stay classy, nazi

 

[NetMillion]

congratulations now you're gonna have mushrooms sprouting on your cock

 

[bobby_custard]

Testing window is post 28 days I think. Good luck bro.

 

[tomaszjot]

It makes me wonder how low the marriage can go if the woman is so desperate she will bang Dresden.

 

[lukep]

Posting in a dresden drama thread.

 

[ANOMOANON]

Would this make me gay? It does look like fun.

 

[crackp0t]

 

[zxlk21e]

So by supercross you mean the old horse buggy races, right?