so im bad.. i banged this married chick last night

[Dresden14]

Took her to supercross in san diego. Went to bars, her house, etc after....she just asked me this on skype, thought I'd share since it was funny shit.

[4:11:05 PM] Desiree: Can I ask you something?
[4:11:09 PM] AmericanDebtSolutions: yeaaaa
[4:12:25 PM] Desiree: Did you use protection?? I'm getting paranoid.

In b4:
1. Don't you have some girl pregnant?

 

[ly2 from WF]

 

[sixthcutuan]

inb4 paying for her child support

 

[productionhead]

inb4 dresden realized he was dreaming

 

[jryan21]

Colombo, Sri Lanka (CNN) -- When 58-year-old G. Siripala, a Sri Lankan prisoner serving a 10-year sentence for theft, was escorted by armed prison officials to Colombo's National Hospital with severe back pain, doctors rushed him for an X-ray.

Doctors thought he might have orthopaedic complications, a source familiar with the matter told CNN. "But the X-ray showed a cell phone and two hands-free kits."

Medical staff prepared to carry out a surgical procedure on the prisoner, the source said.

"However, the man said 'Sir, sir, please give me a moment.' He coughed, wriggled, shrugged his muscles and the items fell on the ground," the source said.

 

[mx=headroom]

Read the title and thought Pewep had been unbanned.

 

[Fatbat]

I'd say I hope you get AIDS, but you're the kind of guy that would go around giving it to everyone else that you fuck.

 

[rusvik]

Babynames.com

 

[Andrew Scherer]

did you ask her if she'd like to consolidate her debt?

 

[hellblazer]

Don't you have a girlfriend?

 

[dchuk]

nothing more romantic than a night of supercross followed up with some raw dawg sexing

 

[ItsYoBuddy]

was this from your regular orgy with everyone wearing nazi uniforms?

 

[mx=headroom]

nothing more romantic than a night of supercross followed up with some raw dawg sexing

Don't forget she's married and couldn't remember if he went raw dawg or not.

 

[ANOMOANON]

Read the title and thought Pewep had been unbanned.

are we the same person?

 

[mx=headroom]

are we the same person?

I sure hope not. I don't eat that sloppily.

 

[CaviB]

 

[Izaya]

morningafterpill.com

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Pull a Jeffrey:

Step 1. Creampie a skank.
Step 2. When she goes to the bathroom to clean up, sneak out of her room.
Step 3. The next morning, take her to CVS where the Pharmacist knows you by name and say, "SHE needs Plan B."
Step 4. Repeat.

 

[ly2 from WF]

Pull a Jeffrey:

Step 1. Creampie a skank.
Step 2. When she goes to the bathroom to clean up, sneak out of her room.
Step 3. The next morning, take her to CVS where the Pharmacist knows you by name and say, "SHE needs Plan B."
Step 4. Repeat.

Jeffrey fucks females?

 

[Moxie]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCpFPasdjsg]Neil Diamond - Desiree - YouTube[/ame]