So I drank alcohol for the first time yesterday...

!!

lol you guys are terrible.
He's going to spend tonight sipping on mikes hard cranberry trying to figure out how to roll some $20 mexibud he spent a $100 on into an origami disaster while listening for his name on a police scanner.

This is so hilarious I am laughing my ass off here

I tried to +rep you but I can't because I had to +rep OP for his hilarious threads

I vote W1NN1NG for WickedFire Troll of the Year 2011!
 


Thought this was fitting:

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I wish I wasn't serious but I am. I have been a saint for too long, it is finally time to WIN. Here is my bucket list:


  • Get Fired
  • Get Drunk
  • Get High
  • Have a threesome with two blonde college girls with Brazillian Waxes and fake tits
  • Stop buying anything from a US Corporation
  • Meet Charlie Sheen
  • Fuck Bree Olson
  • Travel The World
 
Curiosity got the best of me and due to being depressed about my crappy job I am trying to get fired from, I just decided I wanted to try it.

....
Any tips for literally a first timer? Is there a way to drink and not taste the alcohol?

I wanna get drunk fast without tasting the nasty alcohol.

Discuss...

Ya, don't drink because you're "depressed". The alcohol will only amplify the mood you're in.
 
I wish I wasn't serious but I am. I have been a saint for too long, it is finally time to WIN. Here is my bucket list:


  • Get Fired
  • Get Drunk
  • Get High
  • Have a threesome with two blonde college girls with Brazillian Waxes and fake tits
  • Stop buying anything from a US Corporation
  • Meet Charlie Sheen
  • Fuck Bree Olson
  • Travel The World

Dude- are you available for copy writing? This shit is almost as good as the "Picking Up Chicks on POF" thread.
 
Enough with the Troll Shit. I will be an active member of this forum til the day I die.
 
you seem like an assfag IMO LoL you need instructions on how to do these things google isn't just good for ads.... good luck fucktard hope your wife finds out!!!!