slut steals my iphone... question

i found the girl that stole his iphone

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You might know something about milking cows, but you know nothing about satisfying a woman... 15 minutes, lol.

All depends on the cow though, I mean woman. Fuck, are we talking about making butter or having sex?
 
We need a Hall of Fame sub-forum, and have threads like this moved there. Whenever someone needs a break from work and a laugh, they can just meander through that forum a bit.
 
I am well aware of all this. It's not my first rodeo. I was not very drunk when this happened. Bottom line is if you bang a lot you're going to get some sketchy bitches and you can't let yourself get too comfortable.

No it's not. Bottom line is you're fucking stupid.
 
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Btw, you had it easy compared to these guys:

2 Men Robbed In Mountain View Online Dating Scam « CBS San Francisco

According to authorities, the two victims started chatting on Badoo.com with someone who they thought was a woman named Geraldine. The men were told her fantasy was to have sex on a pile of $2,000 in cash.

On two separate nights this week, the men arrived at the Westwood Garden Apartments on Tyrella Avenue with the cash. In both instances, two men described to be in their 20s took the money from the victims, authorities said.
 
All depends on the cow though, I mean woman. Fuck, are we talking about making butter or having sex?

See the important thing with cows is you have to. wait a second.. why the fuck are we talking about cows? with women if you can satisfy them then i think 30 minutes is long enough
 
OP must look weak to have a hooker steal his phone and then hold out for 2 hours. I frequently leave money, phone and such within full view with hookers. As a sort of dare I suppose. They never have taken as much as a penny.

Or maybe you were just drunk and it is somewhere else. That has happened to me too.
 
OP must look weak to have a hooker steal his phone and then hold out for 2 hours. I frequently leave money, phone and such within full view with hookers. As a sort of dare I suppose. They never have taken as much as a penny.

Or maybe you were just drunk and it is somewhere else. That has happened to me too.

I frequently do it too. But you paid them, I didn't pay this girl. Her game plan from the beginning was to give me "free sex" then rob my ass. And even when you pay them, eventually they will rob your ass too, it's just a matter of time. Lock your shit up.

Another thing possible scenario I was thinking about earlier today is: I had condom wrappers laying around and used condoms in my bathroom from the night before when I banged out this other girl. I wonder if she saw that shit and decided that the best way to play it would be just to rob me since she figures I bang girls like her all the time and it would go nowhere. Probably not, but just a thought.

Question is, what will I do when I see this girl again? She owes me lots of sex in exchange for that iPhone.
 
I frequently do it too. But you paid them, I didn't pay this girl. Her game plan from the beginning was to give me "free sex" then rob my ass. And even when you pay them, eventually they will rob your ass too, it's just a matter of time. Lock your shit up.

Another thing possible scenario I was thinking about earlier today is: I had condom wrappers laying around and used condoms in my bathroom from the night before when I banged out this other girl. I wonder if she saw that shit and decided that the best way to play it would be just to rob me since she figures I bang girls like her all the time and it would go nowhere. Probably not, but just a thought.

Question is, what will I do when I see this girl again? She owes me lots of sex in exchange for that iPhone.

That's why I pay brown skin poverty girls even if they haven't hinted at it. Sex is most of these girls only marketable skill so they will make sure to get paid one way or the other.

Or just avoid them alltogther. If I frequent Pattaya for example, I try to pickup the chinese and russian girls on holiday instead.
 
However the phone number I have my WhatsApp account registered through is a USA number which I did not pay the bill on (and won't because I was overcharged by my provider by an enormous amount) and I no longer have service on.

I don't think you can port a number over from an account that is delinquent. Anyhow, if you can somehow manage to...check out Truphone or Tru mobile and something called "local anywhere". I think you can port a US number in.
 
Question is, what will I do when I see this girl again? She owes me lots of sex in exchange for that iPhone.

If you're actually in a farang ghetto in Thailand somewhere, leave it alone if you enjoy being alive with all your limbs intact. Suck it up as a learning experience.

Farang ghettos aren't the place to go being a hero.