slut steals my iphone... question

Amazing, I remember last year reading this thread and thinking it was just a matter of time til this guy did something really stupid.

Best quote from the thread:
P.S. I've been getting a lot of requests to "talk" or "chat" about the industry or how to set up a business like this. I charge $5700/hour for this type of "chat" so if you're still interested let me know and we can set up a time. However, if you use the Buy It Now option on my listing you get 2 weeks of personal email consultation for free and you can ask me anything you want.
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So NetMillion, you consult at $5700 an hour, yet can't pay your phone bills and spend 2 full hours interrogating a prostitute who may or may not have stolen your phone?

Seems legit.
 


NetMillion said:
why are you such a hater? sounds like you need to slut it up a bit and get a good lay. orbitz.com I got a modest 6 inch cock with your name on it and I can fuck for 2 hours. But only if you're under 250 pounds.
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from SunTsu's Art of War: "if tiny, lie"
 
Veritas said:
This thread feels more like THE ROAST of the OP, than help out.
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I enjoy my life too much to care about the haters, however I'm still wondering how the fuck to port my number over to a sim card that I can buy outside of the usa. Or any platform that can receive a text message for that matter.
 
Acidie,

Everytime I see something like that, I start thinking about how balls = ovaries, clit = penis head, etc. and I just start having existential issues. I probably won't even spank one out tonight now (for 2 hours, and then steal my own phone).
 
acidie said:
It's generally not the best thought to have in your head before you go down on a woman.
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And now that is only what I can think of. My sex life is over.

Op, you used an iPhone but never synced your contact using the multitude of contact management solution? Don't have a backup on your laptop? Why get an iPhone at all? For Temple Run 2?

Also - Whatsapp DOES NOT sync contacts. It does not upload contacts files, but rather marks them individually through a secure backend array in order to route messages - once you receive a message on your phone, whatsapp checks if you have a contact saved with that name and then nests the message under that particular contact's name.

This is the reason why, if you delete a contact on your phone, the same contact is immediately removed from whatsapp as well and his her number appears in your whatsapp instead of his name, much like traditional SMS.

The only thing you're getting back, if you reverify the same number on a different device are your profile pic, your status & your membership to any whatsapp groups. Heck, even the conversations are not backed up.
 
Speechless. Thread of the year.

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Ok, so I was banging these 3 chicks that paid me $700 per hour and suddenly, 16 hours into the session, someone came knocking on the door of my penthouse. Their 3 boyfriends showed to beat me up. I just knocked them out with a swing of my 40 inch cock across their foreheads and closed the door. When I turned around to hose the bitches I saw a silver eagle coin from 1960 on the floor. How much these things are worth?
 
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You were sitting there for two hours and the thought to call your phone with hers never crossed your mind? That sounds kind dumb, you should probably just use a pre-paid phone.
 
Best sex ever in exchange for an iPhone and a lesson to learn to save on the cloud.

Seems like a good deal to me.
 
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