Singapore... What To Do?



1) Singapore Flyer
2) If you like animals, then Jurong bird park, Singapore Zoo + Night Safari
3) Eat at the local hawker center. I recommend a good chilly crab. Be prepared to cry when chilli hits your ass :P
4) Checkout some unknown tourist spots like, Singapore Discovery center.
5) Visit Singapore art museum (if you like art of course)
6) Hop on the city tour bus at Suntec city (Mall), just go around the city. If flying on Singapore airlines, then hop on bus is free.
7) Go clubbing at clarke quay, Pick up some chinese or malay girls
8) Find out ways to open a singapore bank account to save taxes in future :-)
9) I strongly suggest if you want to explore the city, take the public transport. Even when you can afford a taxi. MRT and bus services are just excellent here, Way above the world's standards.
10) Don't fuck around in the public places, jaywalking or throwing rubbish, Our city is cleaner than the white house.
11) Sentosa beach and universal studios (Avoid weekends)
This is pretty much a list of everything there is to do in Singapore. It might be the most boring country every conceived. There are 11 things to do, and then, you can do prostitutes or go on vacation to Bali. Also, #8 is not an activity. And #10 is false. It is not that clean of a city. It mostly smells like urine.

#2 is pretty neat. There is a pass you can buy to all the parks, so that's awesome. The night safari is where you go to a zoo and look at non-nocturnal animals in the dark. Make sure to make your way into the live bat part of the park. With regard to #9, they don't let you take drinks or durians on the train, so make sure that you don't accidentally get caught drinking water or eating durians which I know most of us are oftentimes doing.

#11 Sentosa makes me think of that boys-turn-into Donkey park in Pinnochio.
It very much conforms to the Chinese desire to categorize. They put all the things that are deemed entertaining on an island.

My favorite things to do in Singapore are to go to McClatchy nature reserve. Nice hiking trail. And I like the Botanic Gardens. Also, there is the Singapore art museum (tiny but decent). If you like art, go to the Ritz as well. They have something like $6M worth of art on their walls, and an audio tour they will let you take. It's a nice novelty, although it kind of seems like Singapore's art-places got the leftovers from some shitty art consultant.

But after a week, when you find you've done everything and there is nothing left to do because the country is tiny and boring. 1) Go to Bali or some other nearby paradise. Or 2) make your way to Orchard Towers...
 
If you are coming from US, the universal studio in Singapore is very small and you will get bored. Even the Orlando one is far bigger.
Singapore as such has very less to offer. But its the gateway to Asia. Visit Malaysia, Indonesia etc from there if you love seing places.
 
Awesome all the tips, I plan on going to Singapore all by myself for a week - foreveralone.jpg

I did SG alone for several days for a visa run once and had a great time. It's a really awesome place and if you're currently in a non-english speaking country like I was, you'll be really happy with how westernized it is. They even have huge bookstores with all english books which was like a goldmine for me haha.
 
Get stoned, spit on the sidewalk, put bubble gum everywhere, refer to Indians as Indians instead of Singaporeans and smuggle a kg of white on the way out
 
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You just have to Lady Chin's House of Boys for the finest lady boys of Singapore!

Filipino and thi lady boys wish they had half their small penises and beauty.
 
I had a 2-week fling with a Singoporean Chinese girl once.. Most entertaining fortnight ever. If she's at all representative of the
populace, there, I can recommend similar.
 
Thanks for the suggestions guys, I just told her today about Singapore and she's overly excited. I can't wait... Never been to Asian before.