She's Getting Too Fat

Buy those little mice from stores used to feed snakes and let it loose in the backyard in front of your cat. 2x a day, your cat will be brollic in no time.

Otherwise, just play with it more I guess. Nice cat btw!
 


1nspire said:
Laser pointer > mouse
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I swear by this. Used to have two siamese cats and those little lasers make them go absolutely ape shit (climbing walls and doing figure 8's faster than you can imagine).

Your cat will have fun for hours, and you'll laugh your ass off trying to make it run/jump into shit.

*On a sad note, I'm putting my 16 year old pooch to sleep this Friday :(
 
I love your cat! I also swear by the laser pointer. Turned my fat little kitten into Hercules in a year.
 
Release her into the wild where she must fend for herself. That'll slim her down!
 
You need to get your cat into an exercise regime. e.g.

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Just underfeed your cat.

For example, I don't walk my dog much, I just give him a big breakfast and a bit of snacks.
 
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This is Snickers. Yesterday was her tenth birthday, and tonight she's starting a training routine. I've cut her food intake down, I've changed cat food types, I've even resorted to getting her a cat harness and taking her on walks outside (she did not prefer this). Any suggestions? You guys seem pretty up-to-date on any topic.
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Dude! That ain't no fatcat. That's just a little kitteh. Once his belly waddle starts to drag or he legitimately looks like he ate another cat then he's no fatcat.
Laser pointer plus catnip for the win if you actually want your cat to lose weight but dont subject the poor thing to walks...that ridiculous.
 
Dude, some cats like to get fat and just chill. I say let him do his thing. I had a 20 lbs maine coon for 20 years. He was the happiest mfer around the block.
 
I had a cat who got REALLY sick as a kitten... just stopped eating and got super skinny. So we took him to the vet and the vet gave him steroids which only helped for a few days. About a week later we took him back and told the vet "help him or put him down". I mean he was skin and bones and totally lethargic.

So the vet tells us "the only thing left we can do is 'exploratory surgery'... open him up and look around."

So we say fuck it, have at him. They open the cat up and inside they find an almond that he had swallowed and had completely blocked off his intestines.

$2,000 later he's all better and eating again.

That cat, no bullshit, hit 32lbs before he died about 7 years later.
 
That cat is not fat..
My gf's cat is way fatter and he's still not nearly as fat as some crazy assed fat cats out there.
We've got an orange cat with a serious attitude. Every time we open the fridge he browses the food and wont let us shut the door. He messes with our big Yellow lab constantly just for the fuck of it when he's bored.
He's a lot like Garfield.
 
Laser FTW, or until your cat wises up and figures out it can't be caught like mine did. Saw the thing in my hand and put two and two together and gave me a look like "fuck you buddy" and stormed off.

I usually can't hold my cat's attention for more than 5 minutes, but string works well and so do peacock feathers (a good pet store should carry them).

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WickedJoe said:
...with a serious attitude. Every time we open the fridge he browses the food and wont let us shut the door. He messes with our big Yellow lab constantly just for the fuck of it when he's bored.
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Funny, my cat peruses the fridge contents too, and fucks with the dog. Dog is afraid of the cat and the cat will pen the dog into rooms and not let it leave. Just sits in the doorway and won't move.

Here they are working together... but they're not really friends.

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Fatbat said:
Funny, my cat peruses the fridge contents too, and fucks with the dog. Dog is afraid of the cat and the cat will pen the dog into rooms and not let it leave. Just sits in the doorway and won't move.

Here they are working together... but they're not really friends.
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Ya my cat does that too to the dog. My dog took a lot of shit for years.. and has recently decided to attack back usually. The dog is now often the instigator even.

Let me guess.. in that pic where they are cooperating you had food in your hands. All the animals around here are saints when it's food time :)

And my Lab.. shit.. that dog will do anything for food - especially pizza. No we dont usually give him pizza.. but the guy just smells it and stares at us with literal streams of drool coming out of his mouth while we eat it. This is not a drooling dog usually. And it's hilarious because he's a polite begger.. he's very quiet (no barking or begging) and does a perfect sit just staring at you.
 
WickedJoe said:
Let me guess.. in that pic where they are cooperating you had food in your hands. All the animals around here are saints when it's food time.
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Yeah, the girl was holding some ham or chicken or something off to the side there. They both love ham and chicken. The dog is a huge mooch too and also sits and waits patiently... until you put down your knife and fork when you are done your plate, then she paces and whines in anticipation of going to the kitchen for bits of leftovers. We think she's a doberman/lab cross and all labs I know are 4 leg garbage cans.
 
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