Share some of your favorite stand up comedy bits

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQfyT4H_NPw"]Bill Burr...We need a plague - YouTube[/ame]
 


you already posted patrice... instead of posting 71 more vids of his:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6tVLvBsBWw]The Very Best of Legendary Mitch Hedberg - YouTube[/ame]
 
I was never a fan of dice before... the nursery rhymes and stuff... but this is killer

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPW0pZGRqOM"]Andrew Dice Clay - YouTube[/ame]


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greg giraldo roasting the shit out of everyone


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlagsyS1iC8"]Roast of Pamela Anderson - Greg Giraldo - YouTube[/ame]
 
Everytime:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fewYw4g7bk"]Stewart Lee - On American Stand Ups - YouTube[/ame]
 

Yeah, Stewart Lee on form is IMO the pinnacle of British stand up. Needs to rework his act though in fairness, his last tour was still funny but pretty stale in places:

On Top Gear

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7CnMQ4L9Pc]Stewart Lee and Top Gear - YouTube[/ame]

On Islam

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YA5UdVhhsI]Stewart Lee - Anti-Islamic Stand Up - YouTube[/ame]

On Joe Pasquale (Another comedian)

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YE9Kthyaco]Stewart Lee - Joe Pasquale joke - YouTube[/ame]
 
I'm disappointed in the lack of 'The Machine' going on in here, best stand up story out there imo:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHfroJBMlVM"]DVE Comedy Festival - Bert Kreischer - The Machine - YouTube[/ame]
 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo8-EQEO_BM]What's new pussycat John Mulaney - YouTube[/ame]
 
my top 3 in order i'd say are brian regan, bill hicks and mitch hedberg

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8kThoZpF_U]Brian Regan at the improv - YouTube[/ame]