Screw You Jonathan Volk!!!

[efeezy]

I wish this thread had some boobs.

Mad Scientist

I wish this thread would die a quick yet painful death...but that shit ain't gonna happen.

 

[Mr. Websites]

Recently I did a product launch on a small scale which made $700 in 3 days, and now I'm going to scale it up and really fuck with the big boys.

You mean scaling it up to really fuck with the small boys? Cool.

 

[LotsOfZeros]

Volk, you are a master linkbaiter.

 

[ii silver ii]

I was a professional beatboxer

I then proceeded to make lots of money and failed my A levels.

You failed A levels? How is that even possible?

Long story short, fuck you Azeem.

 

[YoCrunch]

 

[joevis]

I'm Azeem, please to meet you!

Azeem-em but I don't believe em!

 

[Andrew Scherer]

OHHHHHH SNAP

 

[this_guy]

lmfao wtf @ the guy in yellow at 25secs.

@ 12 secs is pretty good too. BEEFY!

 

[b_sun]

I must have signed up to your list some way some how 2 years ago - and here I am now - crazy rides later and according to sources you live here.

YOU BASTARD. I must have asked MANY MANY times to be taken off your list, then it got to a point where I replied with a simple "**** off you ****" and reported every single one after that as spam, which it still somehow got around and ended up in my inbox.

Truth be told, I was hooked into opening a couple of them and reading through.

Anyway, SCREW YOU MAN.

Now about me.

When I was 15 I made £1000 a month selling hacked pokemon on eBay for 2 years.

When I was 16 til 18 I was a professional beatboxer touring around the UK performing in private corporate gigs.

I then proceeded to make lots of money and failed my A levels. The next academic year was spent wallowing in self pity and misery, luckily I have an amazing girlfriend who got me through it.

Recently I did a product launch on a small scale which made $700 in 3 days, and now I'm going to scale it up and really fuck with the big boys.

So Hi! I'm Azeem, please to meet you!

Zim

Who gives a shit? You can beatbox and do a product launch, but you can't figure out how to unsub from aweber? UR A GOD DAMN GENIUS GUMP.

 

[Jeeta]

Jesus fucking christ, are you so retarded you can't work out how to unsubscribe from a list?

 

[Angel of Wealth]

Yo Volk puts A1 sauce on filet mignon, don't get more ghetto than that

 

[volknet]

Yo Volk puts A1 sauce on filet mignon, don't get more ghetto than that

Only when I cook the filet myself. I'm not exactly a pro chef yet... although once I am, ebook!!!!1one

Seriously though. I read through some of this and if I offended you by sending you emails (double opt by the way) I'm sorry. If you could not unsub, you should probably talk to aweber.
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Anyways... let me know what your product is... I'd love to be on your email list... for erm... the content.

 

[Big Mike75]

Wait..wait...wait wait wait wait....hold on one second....

I lost any semblance of interest when I read "professional beatboxer".

</efeezysattentiontothisbullshit>

Me Too

 

[moltar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBQ79FrHxmA

that guy is mashed... the tune is sick tho. here is what he beatboxed:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu24LWzrawo"]YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.[/ame]

 

[sgtryan]

Anyways... let me know what your product is... I'd love to be on your email list... for erm... the content.

et tu brute