Screw You Jonathan Volk!!!

ZimmyZim

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I must have signed up to your list some way some how 2 years ago - and here I am now - crazy rides later and according to sources you live here.

YOU BASTARD. I must have asked MANY MANY times to be taken off your list, then it got to a point where I replied with a simple "**** off you ****" and reported every single one after that as spam, which it still somehow got around and ended up in my inbox.

Truth be told, I was hooked into opening a couple of them and reading through.

Anyway, SCREW YOU MAN.

Now about me.

When I was 15 I made £1000 a month selling hacked pokemon on eBay for 2 years.

When I was 16 til 18 I was a professional beatboxer touring around the UK performing in private corporate gigs.

I then proceeded to make lots of money and failed my A levels. The next academic year was spent wallowing in self pity and misery, luckily I have an amazing girlfriend who got me through it.

Recently I did a product launch on a small scale which made $700 in 3 days, and now I'm going to scale it up and really fuck with the big boys.

So Hi! I'm Azeem, please to meet you!

Zim:D
 


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What a load of bollocks....He uses aweber, i unsubscribed months ago without any issues.
 
Now that you have achieved elite haX0r and senior Internet marketer status, we'll let you in on our little secret:

1. There is a link at the bottom of every email
2. Clicking that link will unsubscribe you

Good luck brotha.
 
Seriously, shut the fuck up. If you're making money then who cares what Volk is doing. I'm going to take a shot in the dark and guess that the amount of time it takes do delete an email isn't exactly costing you any money. You obviously have a surplus of time.

He's going to respond nicely in this thread because that's what he does, but I'm first in line to tell you to GTFO and start focusing on your business vs. staring disparaging threads about other people here over something like this. My guess? Either you're a fucking retard who doesn't know how to unsubscribe to a list....or, you signed up for like 700 lists trying to find a "secret", when the secret is to stop being a retard chasing "easy affiliate money", execute, work your ass off and optimize. Back in your hole (or under your rock)!
 
Wait..wait...wait wait wait wait....hold on one second....

I lost any semblance of interest when I read "professional beatboxer".

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Hello friend,

You should be grateful and consider self lucky for be on list.

Some super affilaite wait years before get add to list of Jonathon Volk.

Good luck bro
 
lol - i know hes going to respond nicely - but hey - i got you to open this thread right? :p

yes, i tried to click unsubscribe but that aint the point here - it was a joke you tards :p

TAKE ACTION xD