First rule of getting laid, don't waste a friday night on a gay webster forum, talking about how to get laid.
Good luck bros.
Good luck bros.
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oh its Friday? I work for myself, everyday is a friday. Take a 3rd grade reading comprehension class and return?
FML. Why did you show me that, I just wasted 2 hours of my life on that site.
The comments are freakin' hilarious.
The comments are freakin' hilarious.
That's amazing dude, so do I. I not only work for myself, but have other people work for me as well. Welcome to the swinging big dick club.
But I guess you are balling so hard that on mondays thur thursdays, when other human beings - women / friends, who usually work their own 9 to 5, can come hang with you since every night is friday for you - and guessing by your comment you make it friday for them too. I mean, seriously did you even think about that comment you made.
You want to have a comprehensive conversation about a blog to get chicks with pre-written emails and shit, and you seriously can't see the flaw in that logic. Imagine you see some crazy shit and want to talk to a random dude about the random shit you just saw and have a laugh. You do it. There is absolutely no difference in talking to a girl about that same shit, except you think there is. That reason right there is the problem. There is no secret combination key that is known only to a select few.
Lets take it from another angle, I know you get those spam 419 nigeria prince emails, and you can immediately tell when you get one. Well that feeling you get when you see that shit, is the exact same feeling a chick gets when you approach them with this weak pre-written shit. This all depends on your goal of course. If your simple goal is to get laid, got to a bar or club on a friday/saturday night looking like a million buck, not giving a shit about anyone there. Look like you are mad to be there, and annoyed. Order shots for yourself, and i guarantee you, chicks will come to talk to you. That's why they go out on friday/saturday nights to clubs, wearing skimpy shit. They want dick, period. They are just as horny as guys, they just hide it better.
You see these chicks taking dick sucking classes, and can't figure it out. Again, this depends on your true end goal. If you think these chicks have a secret motive/knowledge or are better than you, or put them on a high horse, you'll never get anything accomplished.
Miyamoto Musashi stated "If you can make the enemy flinch, you've already won the battle. If you think, here I am fight a warrior that knows The Way, then you surely will lose."
In conclusion, Bitches want dick. If they think you are worthy by not being a pussy, then you are golden.
Good luck bro.
Most guys are raised by women, and in the west are brainwashed by feminist manifestos, so yea I would say a lot of guys could use some help.
You seem to think every guy is a guy who makes women wet just by looking at them.
Fact of the matter is that only a few men are so called 'alphas' who have easy access to pussy. 90% of men have to work to get laid and never get laid with a hot woman.
Maybe you're just fucking ugly women or maybe you're a legit alpha?
In any case, your patronizing attitude is just petty.
It's easy to get laid when you're in college and you have horny girls living down the hall from you. It gets a fuck lot tougher when you get out of your 20s. You no longer pass out after a night of drinking and wake up to find a chick sleeping next to you.
Come back here when you're 35 and tell me how easy it is to bang a 23 year old hottie you just met on the street.
Speaking from experience, I'll say this... it is easy.
I've never done cross-fit, never had sex drunk, and never had sex with a lady who was drunk or high (my quirky rules). And I left age 35 in the rear-view mirror a long time ago.
For me, the "secret" was to understand psychology, and make sure the "customer" received what she wanted for the "price" she was willing to pay. It has a lot in common with sales and marketing. In fact, it is sales and marketing.
It worked in college. Worked in Corporate America. And worked at Starbucks. Works with ladies who are single, engaged, and married.
My life is much different today, but I have a good memory. I'll stand behind UG's posts in this thread.
Just an FYI, by Roissy's definition, we're all betas by default because we are posting on wickedfire. Just sayin'
I do remember you using Starbucks as an example of where voluntary exchanges take place, but it never occurred to me that the fluids involved could be bodily in nature.
I have come across this blog before. There is no denying that this dude is a potentially world class humor writer, But you can tell he just really fucking hates women. Any time you really dig in to human nature and study our underlying motivations and behaviors it's going to get pretty ugly. We are all competitive, we all want the best for ourselves, and we are all willing to step over other people to get there. Chicks like sucking dicks and they are always going to suck the best one they can get, no point walking around angry and bitter at the world because your own mother would probably leave your father for Clooney if she had the chance.
My blog's better. Brad Branson of Real Social Dynamics: Lifestyle Development
Roissy's got some good shit though, and I like his vocab...
I spent some time reading it this morning and like his concept of attaining excellence in all areas of your life.