Sorry there’s no sales graphic. We don’t normally sell services, we rank websites: payday loans, car insurance, etc.
One of our brand-new sites is top 5 for the second biggest payday loan term in the UK (by exact match searches). We obviously have other sites and positions as well. I'm not going to out any websites because they're all literally more valuable than this sales thread.
Do I have your attention?
Good.
So what are we selling?
We’re selling a thousand dollars in affiliate commissions per week for a one-time fee of a hundred-and-fifty bucks. Results are guaranteed.
And this fire sale is going to end very, very soon. I’ll tell you why in a minute.
Ready to hear our guarantee?
If you buy this and don't profit, I’ll donate your entire purchase price to a charity that helps people who are similarly developmentally challenged.
That’s the first half of our guarantee. Stay with me.
Remember the heydays of social bookmarks, ALN, and SGW?
You’re temporarily invited to round 4. Really. But more on the technical details later.
Who the fuck am I?
I’ve been here since 2006, but I haven’t said a word about SEO in Traffic & Content since...
Penguin came and left.
Then an elephant walked into the room. Let’s talk about it.
Spam still dominates the big-money niches. It outranks you. There’s a few major players, but a lot of it is our spam. I’ve literally had to ask moderators to edit posts here before because people were outing my websites and saying,
“How the fuck are these overnight rankings even possible?”
That’s who I am. I’m that guy.
We didn’t want to sell this. We argued about it. There’s a goldmine here. But right now we can’t build sites as quickly as we can buy servers, so we said,
"Fuck it."
Grab a shovel. We’re temporarily letting you in.
You give us one URL and one keyword. We’ll do the rest.
- You’ll get a few dozen thousand to a few hundred thousand links. You’ll get them within a few days.
- You don’t have any of these links yet.
- You should use parasites/web 2.0s if you haven’t yet earned Google’s trust, or if a very black hat wouldn’t complement your domains’ current attire.
- FYI, we are seeing a 95%+ success rate on fresh domains (which you can then 301).
- This pairs very well with blog network links and a certain russian service which shall not be named.
In other words, use this just as you would SGW.
But enough about the links.
You’re a smart businessman, right?
Then you’re not really buying links, are you?
You’re buying money, and our money is very, very cheap.
You’re buying dollars for ten cents each.
Oh, and here’s the second half of our guarantee:
One day very soon this offer will vanish with no warning. Gone. Just like that. If you’re not already in, you’ll be out. It’ll probably only be available to those who can push $5k+ per month. Just like they did with... well, you know.
Guaranteed.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to work.
To pay by bitcoin or bank wire, send me a PM.
PS: No review copies or similar peasantry. This simply works, like drugs do, and as such, will sell itself.
