Rank, Bank Or Get Lost

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Rank, Bank Or Get Lost

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Requirements to Work with Me

  • If your a needy client, pass on this offer ... DO NOT BUY ... It will NOT turn out well for you.
  • If your expecting daily discussions of why something isn't taking longer to rank ... Fuck Off and Find someone else to piss off today.
  • If your expecting more then a ranking report via your EMAIL on a daily basis ... Get a life and go jack off instead.
  • If your a bigger dick then me ... definitely buy it, we will get along just fine.
  • If your one of those that need a guarantee or a refund happy asshole, then walk away right now. Your not going to have a "go happy lucky day and fuck me up the ass" and you won't win against me. I'll hunt your ass down and take you out.
  • If you have tons of questions .... buy it but you will only be allowed to ask 5 of them.
  • If you want several hundred keywords (that I choose and clear it with you) to rank, then definitely buy it.
  • If you already have video's up on youtube, but just can't rank them ... definitely buy it -- But be aware, Youtube live is what I have had the best luck with ... so I may or may not ask you to redo it again.
  • If I have to make the videos for you ... you can buy it .. but that is going to piss me off. And that means your price is higher.
WoW .. You actually go through that sales crap .... funny.


***When Ordering: (You can put this in the paypal payment or email me at greeny1232@yahoo.com)
-Send me your base set of Keywords
-Your URL of the Video ---- This ranking offer is ONLY for videos NOT websites
-Your Contact email for discussion and email for reports via proranktracker
-If your feeling lucky, send along a tittie pic ... I am keeping a collection of them

#1 You have a pre-made video already on Youtube. We agree on keyword terms and I know will work, bring traffic and help convert. If your don't agree on my terms, well fuck off. I'm not here to hold your hand and teach you how to do Keyword Research. Price is 350.00 1x Cost If I'm going to slow, go fuck yourself. I have ONLY 10 spots for this, paypal will track the inventory .. so this is not going to be oversold. It might be such a thing as 10 spots a week, just depends on what orders I get. If its gone, Don't come crawling back to me and act like a little bitch because you didn't get in. I have no time for that .. and you were the idiot to let it go by.

#2 I have to make your video, which will be a simple powerpoint video (and you have already pissed me off ... because I actually have to do work and not watch my daily 6 hours of porn). We agree on keyword terms and I know will work, bring traffic and help convert. If your don't agree on my terms, well fuck off. I'm not here to hold your hand and teach you how to do Keyword Research. Price is 750.00 1x Cost If I'm going to slow, go fuck yourself. I have ONLY 30 spots for this, paypal will track the inventory .. so this is not going to be oversold. It might be such a thing as 30 spots a month, just depends on what orders I get. If its gone, Don't come crawling back to me and act like a little bitch because you didn't get in. I have no time for that .. and you were the idiot to let it go by.
 
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Don't you think there might be a difference between being real and writing like a convict?

That said. Good luck.

If I was you I would consider just laying out what you're selling in a clear and concise way. I was more then a little bit confused.
 
Just to be clear, I think you might fall under one of those that would piss me off as a client.

I don't need to be offering this ... I was asked to put out a sales thread via grindlists skype group.

I put a very clear sales page up on what I kind of client I want. If you don't like it or don't agree it then stop reading the thread, geez duh. I'd rather be a straight up asshole, and give it to you straight, then mess around with clients that are going to piss me off.

With that said, I've sold a few packages and now I have to get to work .... Are you from wisconsin btw like it says .. that's my neck of the woods. We could discuss my "failure sales page" at a later date if you want to do coffee.

If you can't understand this is for ranking youtube videos, I mean it clearly says YOUTUBE RANKING....

I kinda feel like you need a hug here ... that Wisconsin weather getting to you too much?

secretagentdad said:
Don't you think there might be a difference between being real and writing like a convict?

That said. Good luck.

If I was you I would consider just laying out what you're selling in a clear and concise way. I was more then a little bit confused.
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greeny1232 said:
Just to be clear, I think you might fall under one of those that would piss me off as a client.

I don't need to be offering this ... I was asked to put out a sales thread via grindlists skype group.

I put a very clear sales page up on what I kind of client I want. If you don't like it or don't agree it then stop reading the thread, geez duh. I'd rather be a straight up asshole, and give it to you straight, then mess around with clients that are going to piss me off.

With that said, I've sold a few packages and now I have to get to work .... Are you from wisconsin btw like it says .. that's my neck of the woods. We could discuss my "failure sales page" at a later date if you want to do coffee.

If you can't understand this is for ranking youtube videos, I mean it clearly says YOUTUBE RANKING....

I kinda feel like you need a hug here ... that Wisconsin weather getting to you too much?
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Actually a ctrl+F will show it doesn't say 'youtube ranking' anywhere, even on your website. You did mention youtube in your bizarre list of 'Requirements to Work with Me', but that was only after you told the reader to get lost without even giving an introduction as to what your service is about.

Also, the macho bravado style can be effective, but I think you're going a bit overboard. It's probably costing you business.
 
King. said:
Also, the macho bravado style can be effective, but I think you're going a bit overboard. It's probably costing you business.
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Agreed. The way you've gone about it hasn't exactly been the best. However, I do see where you were trying to go with it. Just tone it down a bit and spell shit out a bit more. If it's primarily for YT, spell it out. "This is primarily for YouTube videos". If it works for others throw in a: "may work for others, but untested".

You got the honesty down, so it shouldn't be too bad.

With that said, though, I have seen the results that greeny gets and it's ... impressive. The consistency alone warrants an eyebrow raise (in a good way). It's worth a shot for a video or two to see if it works out for you.

Just my 2 cents. ;)
 
At first I was excited to see text and not some childish info graphic, but then I actually read the text and all I thought was...
Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.
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How many other buyers like me never even bothered to check the links?
 
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