Pure Awesome: Government Kronies in Action Figure Format

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Dat theme song.

Heads they win, tails you lose. Forget the rule book, they make the rules. Wanna compete? You'll be rejected. Get with Kronies - they're connected.
 
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Wow, that's quite an effort.

At first I thought Obomba's face would be revealed behind Big G's mask but I like it better this way.
 
"From our auto parts divisions to our assembly plants, we are proud to stamp “American Made” on every product we produce, regardless of where it was actually manufactured. As taxpayers, just think of yourself as a “stakeholder”. Go ahead… put the top down. You’ve already paid for it."

lol sounds about right
 
Check out this (not so hidden) link I found on one of the Kronies pages:

Chimera Global Holdings

One of the most legit looking satirical websites ever lol

This concept's genius.

Chimera Global Holdings consistently helps us maximize our budget and staff in the face of trivial cuts to the Federal Government’s year-over-year spending growth. They are vital in keeping our department safe.

Chimera Global Holdings has worked together with our partners in Washington to become officially too big to fail. As a result, your investments in CGH are ultimately backstopped by the American taxpayer. So have full faith in us and give credit to the US Treasury.

(;-\)