Pulled a muscle in my backFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUU-
I was 5 minutes into a preseason club lacrosse scrimmage today, just getting into ready position (I play keeper) as the opposition settled their offense and I felt a fucking painful pop in my back right about heart level. I wasn't lifting, twisting, or straining my back in any special way.
I've played goalkeeper in lacrosse for 20 years. 90 mph shots with a solid rubber ball on bare shins, broken thumbnails, and more bruises than Rihanna; pain & I are well acquainted and I rarely bitch about it. But for those who have never pulled a muscle in their back, this is fucking excruciating. It feels like someone jabbing a knife into your spine.
This has happened to me 4 or 5 other times and its always horrible the day it happens, even worse the next day, and then gets progressively better over about 5 days at which point the pain subsides.
I took the maximum dosage of ibuprofen and am drinking beer for the pain. If its like previous times, tomorrow is going to be hell on earth and I'll probably hit up my Vicodin reserve.
So I was wondering if anyone here can relate to this, knows anything about preventing/treating it, or has any other advice.
Dick rolls, inb4's, general faggotry, and aspersions welcomed.
tl;dr version - Read the thread title again you sluggardly smegma smeller.
I was 5 minutes into a preseason club lacrosse scrimmage today, just getting into ready position (I play keeper) as the opposition settled their offense and I felt a fucking painful pop in my back right about heart level. I wasn't lifting, twisting, or straining my back in any special way.
I've played goalkeeper in lacrosse for 20 years. 90 mph shots with a solid rubber ball on bare shins, broken thumbnails, and more bruises than Rihanna; pain & I are well acquainted and I rarely bitch about it. But for those who have never pulled a muscle in their back, this is fucking excruciating. It feels like someone jabbing a knife into your spine.
This has happened to me 4 or 5 other times and its always horrible the day it happens, even worse the next day, and then gets progressively better over about 5 days at which point the pain subsides.
I took the maximum dosage of ibuprofen and am drinking beer for the pain. If its like previous times, tomorrow is going to be hell on earth and I'll probably hit up my Vicodin reserve.
So I was wondering if anyone here can relate to this, knows anything about preventing/treating it, or has any other advice.
Dick rolls, inb4's, general faggotry, and aspersions welcomed.
tl;dr version - Read the thread title again you sluggardly smegma smeller.