Pound a Preggo Prostitute for $

[kingfish]

So who's gonna give her a test drive at ASW and report back?

 

[kblessinggr]

So who's gonna give her a test drive at ASW and report back?

I would have someone do so before ASW so that by the time ASW rolls around, we can test for some of the more common VDs.

I mean, she's already got one parasite in her, there's bound to be more.

 

[cryptix]

So who's gonna give her a test drive at ASW and report back?

^^ This... Pics or it didn't happen

 

[Skippy McGee]

Back in 2000, I was in LA and went to a midnight showing of "Pimps Up, Ho's Down" and there was a bunch of loud people sitting in the row right behind me.

They got really loud when the movie started talking about Dennis Hof and the Bunny Ranch so I finally turned around to give the stink eye and it turned out to be Dennis Hof himself and, what I can only assume was, his B-Team of ladies.

All I could do was give the guy a nod and a, "how's it going, playa?"

I can only assume that Nikki is going to be in labor for about 5 minutes before that poor bastard falls out on the floor.

 

[zimok]

you went way over 100%

I guess we'll have to normalize the data, but true, lol.

I'll just go sit right over here,

 

[kblessinggr]

you went way over 100%

He's more than the sum of his parts.

 

[amateursurgeon]

I may have just found a new signature quote. "Jizzed on his fetal home" is fucking classic.

Oh and not that any of you even remotely want to know this, but I banged my wife 3 days before we went to the hospital to deliver. Her OB said getting some sperm up there near the cervix helps it to soften up and helps get labor started.

I told the OB fuck the sperm shit.. I get in there so deep that I'll just jack hammer away at that cervix until the dam breaks.

LOL Yeah, our OB said about that. I think at that stage of proceedings, it's often a lot more fun for the guy than it is for the woman.

 

[flysarescary]

wouldstufflikeaturkey/10, on second thought do not want

7 months? That's gross

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Oh and not that any of you even remotely want to know this, but I banged my wife 3 days before we went to the hospital to deliver. Her OB said getting some sperm up there near the cervix helps it to soften up and helps get labor started.

Our OB said the same thing. I was afraid that when my son was born he'd have a big load on his forehead as he emerged from the birth canal. :338:

 

[amateursurgeon]

Our OB said the same thing. I was afraid that when my son was born he'd have a big load on his forehead as he emerged from the birth canal. :338:

Or going for a checkup from the midwife the day after trying to 'help things along'.

"Hmm, there seems to be a lot of white discharge up here."

 

[efeezy]

LOL...I was thinking the same thing. There's gonna be this tidal wave of sperm preceding the baby. She ended up having a c section so we never got to see the milkshake emerge.

 

[rileypool]

So who's gonna give her a test drive at ASW and report back?

Pay for her and I'm game.

 

[kingfish]

Pay for her and I'm game.

Rofl I won't but I bet there's someone here who would. Speak up!

 

[Dwight Schrute]

LOL...I was thinking the same thing. There's gonna be this tidal wave of sperm preceding the baby. She ended up having a c section so we never got to see the milkshake emerge.

Lucky you!! That means the six-week rule probably didn't apply, AND it didn't feel like you were throwing a hot dog down a hallway the first time you banged after the baby was born.

Lucky bastard.

 

[kblessinggr]

Lucky you!! That means the six-week rule probably didn't apply, AND it didn't feel like you were throwing a hot dog down a hallway the first time you banged after the baby was born.

Lucky bastard.

Eh, you actually have to wait longer due to a c-section... women use those muscles too during sex, and you'd either have a lot of discomfort, or the possibility of pulling the stitching open.