*** Postwhore Contest - Every 500th Post Wins ***

[wfhnow]

Yo Momma so Dirty.....that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.

 

[Jdog]

hey Saadh why are you grabbing yourself in your pic?

He is trying to find it and couldn't find his tweezers.arty-smiley-004:

 

[DanNicol]

hey engaged how did your date go - does dru put out?

 

[engaged]

all your passes are belong to me

 

[joe]

Yo mama's so fat, but I fucked her anyway.

 

[wfhnow]

Cool pick up lines>>>>I love every bone in your body, especially mine!

 

[BeauCreative]

especially since I can't even get the dickheads at msn to take my money for traffic.

Just try uploading thousands of keywords in CSV files... they always approve mine.

 

[wfhnow]

How about this pick up line>>>>Is your father a farmer? Because you sure do have some nice melons.

 

[Saadh]

hey Saadh why are you grabbing yourself in your pic?

He is trying to find it and couldn't find his tweezers.arty-smiley-004:

Yeah, 7th grade. Puberty hitting, finally see some progress :laughing-smiley-007 happiest times of my youtful years.

since then, the chicks won't stop chasing me.

 

[Jdog]

Cool pick up lines>>>>I love every bone in your body, especially mine!

That's a good one!

 

[wfhnow]

I like this one.....The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.

 

[Saadh]

Yo mama's so fat, but I fucked her anyway.

hahahaha, thats the way to get some fat ass.

 

[cinran]

okay, why don't we get off of mamas since I just got off yours

 

[DanNicol]

we need some comedy where is katoved in these contest to talk to himself - he could probably win

 

[Juicify]

 

[Elvie]

they have dirt scented soap and deoderant? i honestly didnt think dirt smelled.

It smelled like wet dirt after a rain. It's supposed to mask your scent so the moose don't smell you.
I just hope he showers before he comes home.

 

[Jdog]

Just try uploading thousands of keywords in CSV files... they always approve mine.

They approved them, but I asked why my ads weren't showing up and they said it was because they are trademarked. Well what the fuck does approved mean then? :2gunsfiring_v1:

 

[joe]

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

 

[emp]

if I could post all the voices in my head... I'dve won an hour ago.

::emp::

 

[Jdog]

It smelled like wet dirt after a rain. It's supposed to mask your scent so the moose don't smell you.
I just hope he showers before he comes home.

We use sagebrush in the desert. Kills my allergies though.