Pick up lines

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What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Be unique and different, just say yes.
 
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?

Sex is a killer...want to die happy?

Since we shouldn't waste this day and age what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down!

If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you fuck me? (if she says no) say Good, because mine is 8 inches.
 
The silliest one I have ever heard was one of my friends went up to a woman and said "Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world".

The kid is not creative so he probably scrapped that one from the Internet but still it's priceless.
 
(Approach a group of them) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
 
Something to start a conversation. Nothing stupid that just makes everything awkward.
 
A random one that I remeber my friend using on a Hooters girl... HAHA

"How much does a Polar Bear weigh?"

"Enough to break the ice, How ya doing I'm *Name*"
 
SiNJoy said:
hehe, that one actually works :P
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It really did... she went to the pool hall that night with us and I think he STILL hangs out with her to this day.
 
darkdrift said:
HAHAHAHA how many times were you slapped for saying that one??
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I think the answer is he didn't say that one. Although I would love to hear the story if he did.
 
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