Palmetto bugs - the bane of my existence

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They don't really infest per-se..but they piss me off. Disgusting fucking bugs that show up once in a while here in the South that make me want to raise the damned. I have absolutely no remorse in how I kill them. I will piss on a live one, I will spray them with lysol until they die of suffocation. I really do not care. Fuck these disgusting motherfuckers.
 


ha ha we get big black ones 4 times that size here, and little millipedes that invade your house in summer arrghh
 
cpt2010 said:
ha ha we get big black ones 4 times that size here, and little millipedes that invade your house in summer arrghh
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kimboslice said:
Damn I hate those mother fockers.

Roaches and mosquitoes should become extinct.
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Especially ones that are like 1-1.5" long...and the ones out of them that can fucking FLY. That's when I get whatever toxic spray I can find to gun them down like an A-10
 
papajohn56 said:
Especially ones that are like 1-1.5" long...and the ones out of them that can fucking FLY.
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We used to have those flying cockroaches, we lived close to the woods you would see one on the wall and it would launch off and start flying towards you.

Like a bad dream, speaking of bad dreams them bastards like to come out at night, one night I was sleeping and woke up to something in my mouth and you can guess what that was.

Have not lived there for over 20 years, we don't have them here, guess they are a country thing. The exterminator I hire here puts out shit that no bug can survive..
 
zingo said:
Like a bad dream, speaking of bad dreams them bastards like to come out at night, one night I was sleeping and woke up to something in my mouth and you can guess what that was.
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:repuke: I would just burn the house, end of that shit. Not worth it
 
Hate them too. I hate earwigs too, those suckers with tweezers sticking out their asses.
 
I live on the Gulf Coast with cockroaches, yellow flies, mosquitoes and ants everywhere.

I would gladly take them x2 over having to step foot in Ohio or hear a midwestern accent ever again. Ha! Just kidding, Fargo-based SEO'rs! ;)

Deep sea fishing, paddleboarding, wakeboarding, surfing, and tanning in January kinda makes up for the harmless bugs.
 
DocApocalypto said:
I live on the Gulf Coast with cockroaches, yellow flies, mosquitoes and ants everywhere.

I would gladly take them x2 over having to step foot in Ohio or hear a midwestern accent ever again. Ha! Just kidding, Fargo-based SEO'rs! ;)

Deep sea fishing, paddleboarding, wakeboarding, surfing, and tanning in January kinda makes up for the harmless bugs.
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We have mosquitoes, crickets, alligators, palmetto bugs (I've actually seen more wild parrots than roaches though), and sharks...

But we also have FIA race tracks, white sand beaches, coral reefs, the prettiest women on the planet, and more sunshine that you can shake a stick at year round.
 
papajohn56 said:
American cockroach - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

They don't really infest per-se..but they piss me off. Disgusting fucking bugs that show up once in a while here in the South that make me want to raise the damned. I have absolutely no remorse in how I kill them. I will piss on a live one, I will spray them with lysol until they die of suffocation. I really do not care. Fuck these disgusting motherfuckers.
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Yeah those fuckers are tough to kill
 
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