Man, I'm with Jon... Let's have some fun with these fucktards.
ANYONE who can do basic math can work out for themselves the inevitable epic FAIL of ANY "Network Marketing" scheme.
Call it what you like, but every single one of them is a pyramid, absolutely guaranteed to be mathematically unworkable for all but a tiny percentage: Those at the very top, or unethical/sociopathic enough to just churn and burn n00bs with all that bullshit "fake it til you make it" crapola.
And don't even get me started on their skanky "Compensation Matrixes" etc. You'd have better luck figuring out your fucking airline miles drunk.
/rant.
Tell me how to proceed, Mein Fuhrer... I could use the lulz.