Official Swine Flu Joke Thread

[bb_wolfe]

 

[Bofu2U]

BAHAHAHHAHA

 

[radio]

 

[trigatch4]

They said Barack Obama would be president when pigs fly. 100 days into his presidency what happens? Swine flu.

 

[turbolapp]

Shit. They're closing schools in my area for a week because of "possible" cases. Do you know how many kids get the flu? So what makes it a "possible" case? Yea so basically a kid gets sick and the whole system is going to shut down. Jesusfuckinhchristonacross this pisses me off.


EDIT: but so as not to fuck up the lolz here ya go:

 

[Fat Tom]

everyones freaking out about swine flu not sure why, hell i just got the flu and *oink* not worried about *oink*. i just dont see *oink* big deal.

 

[Uzzz]

 

[battlefork]

Shit. They're closing schools in my area for a week because of "possible" cases. Do you know how many kids get the flu? So what makes it a "possible" case? Yea so basically a kid gets sick and the whole system is going to shut down. Jesusfuckinhchristonacross this pisses me off.


EDIT: but so as not to fuck up the lolz here ya go:

I hope my school is closed too. For months

 

[marc]

Here's some fashion masks --->

 

[marc]

 

[micfire]

First thread in a long time where I actually lolled

 

[nevele]

as if you needed a joke thread. it is what it is.

 

[pickledegg]

I think I've got it, I've come out in rashers, and the other day I called the NHS helpline to find out about Swine Flu symptoms, but all I got was crackling.

Boom boom

 

[turbolapp]

lol @ the twitter panic.

Gods wrath for the lesbos and nanobots. heh.

 

[gerMAN]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9hK45Are6w"]YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.[/ame]

 

[marc]