Tattoos = sexy... in small doses. #1 = fail.
#2 is hotness except for the 80s porn eye makeup. Seriously, if you're that hot, just be hot. You don't need that shit.
#3... damn. If the lips don't feel like kissing Mr. Potato Head, I'm in.
#4 Oh Look! A flounder! Both nipples point towards the surface so it can see the predators! Silicon sucks.
#5. Damn. Well done.
#6 Wow, he's hot. How did they attach the silicon boobies to a guy, cuz that's impressive work.
PhillipMarlow: well played. Don't know if they're real, but they're impressive and that smile is freaking hawt.