NickyCakes - CLIFF NOTES PLZ for NickyGate 2010

[therookie]

1. WickedFire is Inventeed

2. Goober Affiliate/ Nickycake's are invented (Cakes wears viking helmets while Goober enjoys a good sweatband every now and again)

3. Goober invents Goober Camp to teach how to make da moniez

4. Cakes calls product out as a scam

5. Goober/Cakes throw down

6. WF mob joins in on said calling out causing shitstorm

7. Goober's product never really gets legs and dies off and Goober sad

8. Goober lies in wait like a fucking lion waiting to attack

9. Cakes releases LP Lockdown

10. Goober pounces showing the holes in the product

11. Goober/Cakes round 2

12. Another WF mob is formed

13. Some people figure out Cakes was collecting IP addresses at WF and was using them as a feature in LP Lockdown... another shitstorm

14. Some delve into Cake's past and post personal shit Cakes sad

15. Goober giggles and puts on another sweatband

16. Other threads are started as shitstorm continues to spread with no end in site

17. ????? Profit

 

[kingfish]

Rofl this is hilarious.

And something about this picture makes me crack up every time I see it! hahaha

 

[mattfca]

I basically did cliff notes with this post NickyCakes Hurr Durr a thon - Mattf.ca

 

[LMSInc.]

I need some food money

Uber gets brilliant new idea to make money

Uber gets excited, see's money in the future of his idea

Then Nicky comes in and totally buzz-kills Uber's mood, and his idea...

Nicky was all like

So Uber got all

And started cutting his wrists

So, Uber ran off and hid in a hole in shame

And Nicky claimed victory!

So Nicky moves on, acting like it 'ain't no thang'

Nicky spends a lot of time on the computer 'developing a new product'

Nicky releases his product to the world

Nicky gets applause for his new product

Nicky says his product will change the world as we know it

And then, out of the darkness, Uber surfaces out of the shadows, and catches Nicky by surprise...

Uber exposes Nicky's cards

Uber successfully delivers a surprising blow to Nicky

Wickedfire gathers around, ready to throw down with Nicky

Nicky stands his ground, and prepares for the ensuing madness

And as expected, a battle ensues...

The Wickedfire mods join the sidelines to keep order

Uber laughs maniacally and feels like his revenge has been served upon Nicky

But then, Nicky decides to out himself in an effort to subdue all of the anarchy

The sacrifice gives people faith in Nicky, and he gains followers

Aside from a few rogue dissenters, whom troll Nicky's efforts with their statements...

...which are quickly dealt with.

...CONTINUED...

 

[LMSInc.]

...CONTINUED FROM ABOVE...


Nicky explains the truth about his past, to show people that he is willing to be real, and not hide behind a forum... He explains his past drug habits, and what they made him do

But then explains that he realized what drugs were doing to him...

...and that he finally kicked the drug habit...

...and got his life together.

So, as the battles rage on, Jon steps up to the podium and grabs the audiences attention...

He does his best to get the battle to end, and unite everyone on Wickedfire once again

In the aftermath of the battle...

...Jon offers up a cash reward to anyone that can document the battle with images and a storyline...

Many people see this offer, and can't retain their excitement

Meanwhile, Nicky and Uber seem to be doing their best to get over their differences...

And actually joke around and have a little fun with each other in this thread

And Wickedfire lives on happily, just as it should

 

[rgordon83]

1. some guy tries to get attention on internet forum/blog
2. Nobody cares
3. Another guy tries to get attention on internet forum/blog
4. Nobody cares
5. Both guys try and fight for any morsel of attention left
6. Still, nobody really cares....

 

[mont7071]

1. Uber creates "amazing" product

2. Nicky bashes Uber

3. Uber sad

4. Everyone laughs at Uber, bows down to Cakes

5. Time passes

6. Uber plots revenge

7. Nicky releases "amazing" product

8. Uber bashes Nicky

9. Cakes sad

10. Everyone rages at Cakes

11. People form sides (some are above it)

12. Jon orders slaves to describe past events to him

13. Cycle repeats

^^^THIS, (For the Win)

 

[soulscience]

12. Another WF mob is formed

That's hilarious.

 

[1nspire]

I cliff note your cliff notes...



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[thunderlips]

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[bizzykehl]

 

[bizkiller]

here goes my entry.

I did it - the azn way.






1. Uber tries to bankk $$$

2. Nicky Says BULLSHIT!

3. UBER TRIES TO FIGHT BACK

4. UBER GETS OWNED

5. NICKY LAUNCHES HIS LPLOCK DOWN -

6. THEN UBER GOES LIKE...

7. UBER'S REVENGE BEGINS

8. NICKY WAS LIKE - FUCK U UBER

9. NICKY TRIES TO FIGHT BACK

10. AND THEN ELI COMES - HE REVEALS ALL!!

11. NICKY GOES LIKE...

12. JON GOES LIKE - CALM THE FUCK DOWN

13. EVERYONES LIKE - WE WANT MOAR DRAMA!!!

14. AND RIGHT NOW..

 

[tatrasim]

How about "Reformed Crackhat"?

 

[abroms]

Who ended up winning, Jon?

 

[rawbones]

Best thread of 2010. Laughed my ass off

 

[Sohan]

LOLOL

 

[blueRAP]

Faint's cliff notes FTW

 

[-Matt-]

1 - Uber makes thread

2 - People forget priorities

3 - It's a doggy dog world

 

[zimok]

 

[rogerrabbit]

1 - Uber makes thread

2 - People forget priorities

3 - It's a doggy dog world

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