N00b's guide to surviving WickedFire

[Jdog]

11. don't bump old threads.

 

[sebastya]

lol nice guide

 

[nachoninja]

this guide should keep everyone in check, or not

 

[dastuff]

12. Noobs must read every post before being allowed to speak (especially all of the post whore thread which contains the most useful information WF has to offer )

 

[chrislingle]

read the mother fuckin site, if you have seen a question already that does not mean it is ok for you to ask again! This is not shitpoint, worselessforum, dp etc etc no endless posts about how shitty your life is, WE DON'T CARE! I love to argue with dumbasses, if you are a dumbass and ask dumbass questions I will flame you cause I hate you!

 

[micfire]

Damn, chris got too much female hormones while in hospital.. he bitches like a bitch..

 

[pyrhho]

13. You DON'T need to know how much someone makes, unless they want to volunteer the info don't pester them! Asking makes you look like a shithead.

 

[geekcognito]

1. try not to get too excited and make your keyboard gooey.

Too late. Oh well, I'm smoking the post-experience cigarette to celebrate.

This guide made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Thanks for the heads up.

 

[Jdog]

Too late. Oh well, I'm smoking the post-experience cigarette to celebrate.

This guide made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Thanks for the heads up.

And to finish popping your cherry.... Your an asshat.

 

[andrew wee]

why not sticky the thread instead of bumping?

bumping's more fun though./

 

[Jon]

read the mother fuckin site, if you have seen a question already that does not mean it is ok for you to ask again! This is not shitpoint, worselessforum, dp etc etc no endless posts about how shitty your life is, WE DON'T CARE! I love to argue with dumbasses, if you are a dumbass and ask dumbass questions I will flame you cause I hate you!

Someone wasn't hugged enough by his mother as a child. Still get those nightmares of being locked in the basement as a kid eh?

 

[andrew wee]

personal traumas aside, keep coming up with the great posts, so i can continue to fill up my aff mktg reference sheets......

 

[kaveman]

#brown starfish - If you like gay sex, just pm drusam and engaged, they should be able to help you out

 

[kdawg]

Someone wasn't hugged enough by his mother as a child. Still get those nightmares of being locked in the basement as a kid eh?

Haha

 

[Jon]

Rule #4342: Worseless is not spelled Worthless. We are spelling it wrong to mock someone. It's a common phrase used around here, so get used to seeing it and accept the spelling for it too. Trying to correct someone on it will most likely cause some abuse to be thrown your way. I can assure you, as a newbie, you want to stay out of the shit storm as much as possible.

 

[Mike]

Rule #4342: Worseless is not spelled Worthless. We are spelling it wrong to mock someone. It's a common phrase used around here, so get used to seeing it and accept the spelling for it too. Trying to correct someone on it will most likely cause some abuse to be thrown your way. I can assure you, as a newbie, you want to stay out of the shit storm as much as possible.

Just to throw the n00b's a bone...

Listen up asshats, this is probably the only time you'll get a bone this nice.

Here is the original "worseless" thread

 

[ryanc]

heheah

This is an insane thread. er...fuckers. >

 

[logiik]

Post boobs to increase rep.

 

[Psleestak]

So... how much do you worseless fuckers make? Oh and wtf is an SEO?

 

[phpdevrus]

Things for me to remember:

shitty attitude - check
worseless - check
swearing - check
boobies - check

on to reading and learning...