My new day job

[Jdog]

Money is a little tight around mi casa so I had to make a little extra money. I hate to give out my niche but here it is:
potent sperm for sale

 

[Th3Boss]

damn thats a GOOD idea, maybe i should try that, setup a site and advertise my service with fliers and stuff

 

[engaged]

did you read the ad where this is 2 gay dudes? i don't want your gay sperm.

 

[scottspfd82]

Meh, I only sell in bulk quantities. None of that 2 or 3 baby bullshit. I'm building armies. (Because our time will come.)

</drunken humor only found funny by me>

 

[kaveman]

did you read the ad where this is 2 gay dudes? i don't want your gay sperm.

and i sure as hell dont want your jew sperm...ew

 

[LemonAden]

haha' gay sperm and jew sperm is as good as str8 sperm. Funny as fuck ad!!

 

[engaged]

and kaveman sperm's is high and lazy and would never find an egg

 

[gdubs12345]

i have super sperm too, i should sell it. Ill sell it by the mouthfull

 

[Jdog]

Engaged is a sperm bank. He takes deposits.

 

[ltn1dr]

Engaged is a sperm bank. He takes deposits.

in his mouth?

 

[Jdog]

in his mouth?

Wouldn't know. You two will have to work that out.

 

[ratty]

They are in the right area for their services though

Location: Greater Sac area

 

[gdubs12345]

in his mouth?

how else would you recieve a super sperm deposit?

 

[ltn1dr]

how else would you recieve a super sperm deposit?

Im sure someone could find another place to deposit it....

 

[Andrew]

I hear sperm bank arbitrage is huge.

 

[ffblueocean]

got to love we live in a capitalist nation!

 

[Symmetry Power]

Meh, I only sell in bulk quantities. None of that 2 or 3 baby bullshit. I'm building armies. (Because our time will come.)

</drunken humor only found funny by me>

Lol I love this post.. for the simple fact that I think every crazy male figure.. like you and I obviously.. has dreams of grandeur that deal with creating armies.. always thought it'd be nice to inseminate about 10,000 women a year.. we talking huge army in 20 years for world domination lol