My lazy fucking housemate

[nomak]

Disregard housemate, acquire currency.

 

[amateursurgeon]

Not pointy..

She's so creepy, I swear she's going to keep him as her sex slave. lol

Why "slave"?

Maybe he has a hard-on for wrinkly, crusty vag?

 

[Suddenly_Ass]

inb4 your housemate is pewep

I fucking lol'd

 

[Cshark]

your housemate is a bi-sexual lowlife, and you envy him for not sharing the crusty vag he's sharing his room with/ pounding some 76 year old broad late at night instead of you.