Mt. Everest NIPPLES?

[trigatch4]

This chick is going to be in playboy (or is already)
This chick is hot as all hell
Except... her nipples look like small penises.
How does shoe wear normal t-shirts?
Do those things ever go limp?
I mean really... I'm intrigued here but that is effing disgusting
She needs nipple reduction surgery.

 

[DruSam]

Evolution is making an Easy-Sip™ nipple for babies.

 

[schoolishard]

They are kind of like how I imagined the hand-grips on that big wall on American Gladiators when I was a kid...

 

[ImagesAndWords]

She also needs to gain a few pounds. Her body is like a 13-year old's
Nothing wrong with the face though. But the nipples...

 

[turbolapp]

Evolution is making an Easy-Sip™ nipple for babies.

lol I was thinking along the nursing nipple line, but I thought I would be accused of ruining the thread for the boys

EDIT: and while I"m throwing my 2 cents in, yes she does need some cushion on her, I swear some of you just like guys with boobs, these bodies are so curveless.

 

[kamesh]

Nipples....nipples nipples

 

[elime]

I wouldn't complain if she showed up in my bedroom.

 

[Sticks79]

how the fuck could you not like her hard erect nipz? whats her name i wanna see more of
her?

*gets fleshlight ready*

 

[xmcp123]

how the fuck could you not like her hard erect nipz? whats her name i wanna see more of
her?

*gets fleshlight ready*

Dont see too much or you may lose an eye :cool2:

 

[ImagesAndWords]

EDIT: and while I"m throwing my 2 cents in, yes she does need some cushion on her, I swear some of you just like guys with boobs, these bodies are so curveless.

Yeah there are so many waay too skinny chicks. Guys with boobs is a nice description. I prefer some cushion and curve on my gal. :love-smiley-085:

 

[nashtu3000]

she needs to gain some height.. her nipple are interesting though

 

[trigatch4]

she needs to gain some height..

She is actually pretty tall. Here is a picture of her actual height... her nipples are hypnotizing godzilla and I'm pretty sure they also shoot lazer beams.

 

[trigatch4]

Either that is a really bad photoshop job or she has legs the size of.... hmmm.... Lieutenant Dan.

Probably the latter since it looks too real for photoshop.

 

[Chunkles]

LOL Trigatch! I literally just spit coffee when I got to your post ... totally unexpected

 

[turbolapp]

I never realized weight and height were so close in spelling. Why don't they rhyme? English is such a fucked up language.

 

[kaveman]

hahaha they look like little viena sausages

 

[Swifty]

I never realized weight and height were so close in spelling. Why don't they rhyme? English is such a fucked up language.

Because you'd have 'White' or 'Hate'.
And imagine trying to ask someone 'How much do you why?' or 'What's your hate?' (instead of how tall are you)

Her nipples do look interesting though. I wonder how many nipple rings she could hang off of em...

 

[bamboo]

She is actually pretty tall. Here is a picture of her actual height... her nipples are hypnotizing godzilla and I'm pretty sure they also shoot lazer beams.

lol looks like godzilla wants a bite

 

[LazyHippy]

She's certainly no munter, but regardless of the super-nips her head just looks too big for her body.

 

[barman]

Look at dem nipples mang!