Most USELESS bit of software ever invented

[Webferret]

Post up your finds here, please. I'll start -

rewrite your articles ...by hand

to save you all the trouble of watching the excruciating video (complete with wierd 'tard accent voiceover) I'll explain what it does.

it splits text into sentences

That's it. Period. And you have to log in to use this piece of moronware.

And guess what? It's by some clown called 'Andy Black' who is (you already guessed, didn't you?!) a 'warrior' from the 'warriorforum'.

BTW, they're going apeshit for it over there, you'd think he'd invented a cure for fucking cancer or something.

unbelievable.

OK, someone else beat that then.

 

[Lucidity]

That's like a 5 minute script. People are buying it? I need to start slinging wares on warrior forum based on wrapping html forms around basic programming functions. My first product will be:

"MAGIC FOR LOOP Does It More Than Once So You Don't Have To: Blackhat $ecret$ EXPOSED!"

 

[zimok]

 

[Webferret]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[ImagesAndWords]

Lmao at the Starware screenshot. My God... I need more toolbars!

And +1 to Norton Antivirus. Never again will I run that piece of shit on any of my machines.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

Windows ME killed my mother and raped my father.

 

[oknetwork]

Fuck norton, it kills production servers more regular than any virus. It just decides to erase or lock some system files like twice a year.

 

[Refrozen]

Alright guys. I have a gift for you, because I'm such a nice guy.

<?php var_dump(explode($article, ". ")); ?>

Shit, I just wrote the software for you. If you want, take your input array and implode it to put it back together. Thanks guys, I'll be around all week, I've got a few more BLACKHAT SECRETS up my sleeves; also, buy WP Quick Polls and WP Smart Tools.

 

[LogicFlux]

One of these days I think I'll get rich over there.

 

[Rage9]

 

[ehudros]

funny thread is funny

 

[papajohn56]

the internet - seriously who uses that shit, i mean what is it anyway

 

[Refrozen]

the internet - seriously who uses that shit, i mean what is it anyway

I should write a program for it and record a video explaining it in a thick accent.

 

[guysmy]

Microsoft Songsmith Commercial

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Microsoft Songsmith Parody

Don't miss this video. Fucking hilarious.

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[nvanprooyen]

 

[VonDoogan]

Alright guys. I have a gift for you, because I'm such a nice guy.

<?php var_dump(explode($article, ". ")); ?>

Shit, I just wrote the software for you. If you want, take your input array and implode it to put it back together. Thanks guys, I'll be around all week, I've got a few more BLACKHAT SECRETS up my sleeves; also, buy WP Quick Polls and WP Smart Tools.

too bad it's explode($delim, $str)

dumbass

 

[crypt]

i use split()

 

[Refrozen]

too bad it's explode($delim, $str)

dumbass

LOL.

Yeah. Implode can take it either way.

 

[conjamuk]

So true

 

[VonDoogan]

LOL.

Yeah. Implode can take it either way.

ya cuz it doesnt take 2 strings