So I was procrastinating on Omegle today when I saw a prime opportunity to fuck with someone, who happened to be 15 years old. This is the result. Do I feel bad? A little. Was it worth it? Yes.
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You: hey
Stranger: kaitlin?
You: WTF???
You: who is this
Stranger: adam!
You: adam...?
Stranger: wait is your name really kaitlin?
You: oh you mean youre just fucking with me?
You: phew
You: too bad you ruined it!
Stranger: haha i had no way of knowing your name was kaitlin
Stranger: i have been doing thatt all night
You: i already reported you anyway
You: lol.
Stranger: huh?
You: # CONNECTION HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED
You: Hi, this is Paul from Omegle. We've received a complaint from this chat. Would both of you be kind enough to stay and please explain your side of the story?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: oh alright
Stranger: well, i said Kaitlin?
Stranger: and it turned out that twas acutally the persons name
Stranger: didnt mean to do anything by it
You: Please stand by while we investigate further. This will only take a few minutes.
Stranger: am i in trouble?!
Stranger: what did i do?
You: It appears the issue is that we have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behavior traced to your IP address.
Stranger: it was a 1 in a million mistake
Stranger: Huh?!
Stranger: what the heck i didnt do anything!
Stranger: is this a real person or a computer?
You: We have received 2 in the past hour.
You: This is Paul from Omegle, as I said before. This is a serious matter.
Stranger: but this one was a misake remember?
Stranger: and i still dont know what happening
You: At this point their are two courses of action. One, you can provide us with your email address and we can discuss this further. Or two, you can disconnect now and we will be legally required to turn your IP address over to the appropriate authorities.
You: As you can imagine, most people choose the first course of action.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: adam<REST OF EMAIL REMOVED>@gmail.com
Stranger: and i'd be happy to never get on again if thats what it takes
You: Sir, is your full name <**turbolapp removing his full name**>
Stranger: do we need to switch to email or can we talk here?
You: We can talk here for now. The original person from this conversation has been replaced by me.
Stranger: why are you aking that?
Stranger: ok
You: We are legally required to be aware of your full name.
Stranger: im very sorry
You: It is Adam <***turbolapp removing last name***>, correct?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: wait are you reporting mwe to the police?
Stranger: im sorry
You: Sir, I am not reporting you to the police, yet.
Stranger: i was only kidding
You: Appropriate legal action will be taken if it is deemed necessary. As of now, it is still unclear whether or not it is necessary.
Stranger: ok yes im adam <***turbolapp removing last name***>
Stranger: and please dont
Stranger: im just ta kid
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: i wont get on omegle again
You: Sir, what is your date of birth?
Stranger: i was only joking with friends
Stranger: i wwas born in 1994
You: Your full date of birth, please.
Stranger: im 15 years old
Stranger: 4026-2994
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: 4-26-1994
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: im so sorry
You: Mr. X, is there a telephone number at which we may reach either you or your parents?
Stranger: please can i just go now, im so scared
Stranger: i wont ever gett on again i swear
Stranger: and no their is no number
You: No matter what course this takes, either we or the appropriate authorities will be calling you soon. It will be easier on both of us if you cooperate at this time by providing us with your phone number.
Stranger: is thier any way you can block my ip so i may never get on again to you can be assured of this
Stranger: <HIS DADS CELL PHONE NUMBER>
You: Is that a home telephone number?
Stranger: its my cellular i have no home
Stranger: not mine
Stranger: my dads
You: Sir, everybody has a home phone. It is legally required.
You: Your parents do not have a land line?
Stranger: no
Stranger: paul, can i please ask you something
Stranger: away from all the legal things
Stranger: just for a second
Stranger: please paul im begging you
Stranger: please
You: Well since your parents are violating federal law by not having a landline, we are now forced to turn this issue over to the authorities.
Stranger: ok i was lieing
You: Until then, yes you can ask me a question. Shoot.
Stranger: my landline is <HIS LANDLINE PHONE #>
Stranger: but please paul
You: I am your friend in this matter, Adam. I am just here to help you navigate the inevitable legal proceedings.
Stranger: why is this illeael?
Stranger: i will
Stranger: never get on again
Stranger: please let me gto
You: Sir the illegal aspect of your actions is the repeated lewd misconduct.
Stranger: im just a kid
Stranger: i want to cry
Stranger: but what did i say please?
Stranger: may you please tell me that
You: We cannot disclose such information at this time. The federal authorities have asked us to keep it safe pending legal proceedings.
Stranger: ok
You: Sir, if you would like to avoid an immediate phone call, there is an alternative course of action.
Stranger: but im really just confused
Stranger: how does this end paul?
You: If you would like to provide us with your address, we can serve you at that point.
Stranger: what would that be paul?
You: This will be a long process, but I can assure you it will be accelerated if you hire a team of attorneys.
Stranger: seriously?
Stranger: what did i even do?
Stranger: what does lewd mean
You: Lewd has many different connotations, but legally speaking it refers to a Class B Felony Sex Offense.
Stranger: but this is an online sight, and i was only joking
You: Since you are a minor, you are only looking at 2, maybe 3 years in juevenile detention, and probably some community service.
You: If you hire a good lawyer you may be able to cut that by 25%.
You: But as of now you are kind of backed into a corner.
Stranger: but what did i even say?
You: Sir, as I have said we cannot reveal the exact chat logs at this point in time.
Stranger: how so?
You: How are you backed into a corner? Because the federal authorities have already taken up your case and are investigating it as we speak.
You: They do not waste their time on petty crimes.
You: You are involved in a Class B Felony Sex Offense, which is a matter they take very seriously.
Stranger: is this not a petty crime?
You: No, sir. It is a sex offense.
Stranger: but im a kid
Stranger: i know this sounds weird
You: Because much of your lewd behavior on this site has been with minors under the age of 16, it is considered a Class B. If you spoke inappropriately to anybody under the age of 13, that is a Class A.
Stranger: but will you please pray for me
You: I hope for your sake that when we investigate further, we do not find that you spoke to anyone under the age of 13.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what does class A entail?
Stranger: also, thank you fro being so patient
Stranger: im sorry that you had to deal with this
Stranger: it really was a mistake i didnt know i was breaking the law
You: I can't say specifically, but it usually entails 5-6 years in a federal detainment center, at least 3 years of probation, and 6 months of community service. In addition you will be permanently labeled as a sex offender.
You: As you can see it is much less desirable than a Class B, which is what you are currently involved in.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: well so is their anything else we need to talk about?
You: However, unlike a Class B, a Class A multiplies for every charge. So if you spoke to TWO thirteen year olds inappropriately, you are looking at 10-12, 6+, one year, etc..
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: thank you
You: To your knowledge have you spoken to anyone under 13?
You: If you admit this now we may be able to reduce charges up to 10%.
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