May 21 - Quit Making Monies Online! The End is Nigh!

Listen you retarded as fuck heathens, on May21th, Jesus is coming. Coming on your faces, on the walls, on the carpet, he's coming everywhere. And if you don't accept Jesus as your savior, you're either getting drown or incinerated or DIE from starvation.

As for me? I'll be high in heaven banging Nicole Kidman.

Repent for your sins while you still have time.
 


I don't understand. It's already Sunday in many parts of the world and no earthquakes or apocalypse? :sadcrying4:

Earthquakes were supposed to start on the international dateline at Sat May 21 6pm and continue around the world hitting each time zone at 6pm.

What am I supposed to do with all of these dead prostitutes and homeless people?!?!?

I would go to the hardware store and buy some lye but I donated all of my online monies to familyradio.com. :crying:
 
What am I supposed to do with all of these dead prostitutes and homeless people?!?!?

I would go to the hardware store and buy some lye but I donated all of my online monies to familyradio.com. :crying:

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May 21st? Check. Still alive? Check. Everything around me normal? Check.

End of the World prediction: FAIL!


Camping is probably making more cash than most WF members. From CNN:

Camping's organization, Family Radio, is perfectly happy to take your money -- and in fact, received $80 million in contributions between 2005 and 2009.

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According to their most recent IRS filings, Family Radio is almost entirely funded by donations, and brought in $18 million in contributions in 2009 alone.
I wouldn't be surprised if he, Trump, and Obama think along the same lines: "The public falls for this crap over and over. Making money is so easy when the public is emotional. They're either giving me millions or giving me publicity. One side drives the other. I win both ways! lol"


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Say what you will about their "business" models, but they seem effective.


 
Shes so hot in that movie bewitched. My daughters always wanting to watch that movie. Id def. take Nicole Kidman to pound town..

Listen you retarded as fuck heathens, on May21th, Jesus is coming. Coming on your faces, on the walls, on the carpet, he's coming everywhere. And if you don't accept Jesus as your savior, you're either getting drown or incinerated or DIE from starvation.

As for me? I'll be high in heaven banging Nicole Kidman.

Repent for your sins while you still have time.
 
Hello friends,

It all fake. Only Lord Shiva know when it time to come and destory world.

I sure he no tell old white Christian man about time first. Would tell good Hindus first.

Good luck bros
 
This is embarrassing and entertaining at the same time. The guy claims to have solved the algorithm to read hidden bible code; that's what this whole thing is based on. I'm sure there will be more end of the world drinking parties today then there would have been otherwise. Well played sir.


“But concerning that day or that hour, no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. Be on guard, keep awake. For you do not know when the time will come.” — Mark 13:32
 
However I wonder if it's not a tactical move from MSNBC. It's the perfect timing to push a story like that on the homepage. They gonna get massive backlinks.
 
Harold Camping is like an 89 years old fag and he's just trolling people cuz he's bored.

picture related, it's Harold's trying to stiffle his troll face

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